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Teenage Harlets

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About Me

The TEENAGE HARLETS don't play rock & roll -- they play danger. Flying a defiant finger in the face of the San Francisco garage scene since 1999, TEENAGE HARLETS style rock has no tiresome monologs, no politics, no talking, no tuning, no fancy knobs or effects. They play revved up, stripped down, non-stop short attention-span surf-garage-punk-rock-mayhem that will have you singing and dancing while you run for your life. Worried? No need to fear. Thanks to Springman Records and the latest in garage-based recording technology, you can dance along in the relative safety of your own home as the HARLETS tear through 22 songs in 30 minutes on their new record, Up the Fixx, in stores July 11th, 2006.
you may have already seen teenage harlets at one of 35 shows of Warped Tour 2004 (which i swear is way more punk rock than it sounds). they played with The Phenomenauts, Groovie Ghoulies, River City Rebels, The Goons and some new bands called "NOFX" and "Bad Religion" that they've never heard of but seem to somehow have a following. oh yeah.. i think there were some other bands there too.
teenage harlets recently gained wide recognition at the 2006 SXSW music festival by playing 18 shows, 15 of which were surprise (read that uninvited) appearances between bands at outdoor venues all across Austin.
the harlets have 8 CD, 7" and 12" releases to date, including "up the fixx", their new LP that is so good you'll pee yourself, out now on Springman Records.
click on the link below and get this nifty tour poster for free when you buy our new record from Interpunk (while supplies last).
Up the fixx
Checkout Springman Records for more news.
checkout some of our other records available now on Interpunk from Dead Girl Records.
Some Kinda Girl CD/EP
Trash Trash Trash CD/EP
this is our last show, bitches !!! miss it and you miss out !!!!check out johnny dee's new band.....their debut will be june 22nd at thee parkside. san francisco.......more info go to www.myspace.com/theehorrorx .....fuck off now !!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/28/2004
Band Website: teenageharlets.com/
Band Members: Johnny Dismal = Vocals
Atom Bomb = Drums
Chris Van Dyke = Guitar
Diamond D = Bass


Influences: the grinch who stole holiday
Sounds Like: there's a party in your pants and everyone's invited.
Record Label: DEAD GIRL RECORDS & Springman Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

we made it back from our January road trip...well, sorta

big thanks to everyone that made our january trip so much fun.. particularly danny secretion & the secretions, rock & roll adventure kids, the shankers, jorge & the jinxes, tony & the black comets and...
Posted by Teenage Harlets on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:56:00 PST

pix of our record release party!!!!!

on this lovely night.we played some songs and then played some more.our friends joined in on the singin and shit.if you weren't there, then you should ve been.loser....
Posted by Teenage Harlets on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

harlets in vegas!!!!!!

we played at the divebar in vegas with some bands we hate such as,thee merry widows, the secretions, and the whisky dick darryls.ps. thanx jenny o, stan black, and janette for the pix.look, thats my ...
Posted by Teenage Harlets on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

the rock and roll adventure kids suck!!

we could be brothersyoung blood!!!i love you man!!!these boys are gayyyy!!! and are our second favorite band....... ps.  all pix taken by the beautiful janette!!!...
Posted by Teenage Harlets on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

dismal posters

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Posted by Teenage Harlets on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST