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HotFreeLayouts...Secret half sister of Jack and Meg White aka ‘The White Stripes’..
P J Higgins was born in Detroit, but denounced at birth for being the illegitimate daughter of Elvis.In a bid to keep her identity concealed, PJ was immediately shipped by government officials to a secret commune in Birmingham, England.Although a direct descendant to the White/Presley dynasty..It still remains a mystery as to why P J was born black?? Some blame it on global warming others on the fact that
Ma White was a constant abuser of St Tropez (Fake Tan for those that don’t know..
And YES!..It does seep into the blood system)
But as to why, her siblings suffer a rare albino like complexion, is a greater fascination to most!..But as we proceed..
After years of silenced captivity and as prophesised in the 'Book of Rock'-
It was all but inevitable that PJ’s inherent talent and legacy would one day shine through..With a sound equally comparable to that of her brother/sister combo..
And after suffering a life of vilification at the hands of her peers..
We find it only fitting that PJ reclaim the throne that her father left before her...Ladies and Gentlemen..Without further ado..Please welcome P J Higgins...‘THE BLACK STRIPE’
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