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BINKY

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About Me


I find myself in a constant state of shock at the magnificent level of my own brilliance and self delusion. I am a tolerant man, and consider it a very good thing if people think differently from me . I have an immense distrust of puffins, cooked veg, philatelists and my own judgement. I quest after the holy grail which is the brown note. I fear the ninja Jesus for verily he is wrath!

Have you guessed I don't think much of religion, or any other sort of vapid bigotry, Are you offended? Oh well, thats life!,deal with it or go and tell your god/the great spaghetti monster/Harvey the rabbit, who I dare say will give me a damn good biblical smiting if he/she/it exists, now bugger off, you mental!.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has something to say, a bootleg Mark Chapman, a monopedal Anglican Elvis impersonator with a stutter (preferably called Alice)or a nice comfy chair (no paisley) .
I edited my profile using Ital ryddim and ting and you should too

My Blog

Where’s that Binkerton?

This here Binkerton feels an apology is in order to all you lovely myspazzians (if any still bother to read these waffles), an apology for my lack of contact with folks whom I have enjoyed a-waffling...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:19:00 GMT

pissy knees are the new tan!

So I recently went to sunny Spain to stay with some lovely pals who tolerate me, before going I gave thought to my poor wee pins which having rarely seen the light of day in recent years have reverted...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:29:00 GMT

I ain’t the god of hell fire

Me and the lovely but fractious Mrs Binkerton are off to spain on tuesday, haven't flown since before all those nasty terrorists gave the government an excuse to nibble away at our civil liberties in ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:45:00 GMT

bar room commandos

I work with a few ex military types, one guy who has not long started working with me claims to be ex special forces, far be it from me to doubt his word but in my experience chaps who have walked th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Lyrical smirical

Along with my love of music i also have a love of truly awful lyrics, I know how hard it is to write good lyrics and have the utmost respect for a well crafted bit of word smithery, but there is somet...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:46:00 GMT

The foul ballad of flab smith

The ballad of Flab SmithThe events below took place in the mid 80's and no animals were harmed in the telling of the tale, may contain nuts.Years ago in the the misty cider fueled realms of punk rocke...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:45:00 GMT

No Feelings

20 years ago today my best mate overdosed aged 18 in a squat in old reeky (Edinburgh), we had grown up together and done many a mental ting ting together, shortly before his untimely death we had fall...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:21:00 GMT

what we want

GIVEUS MO PRAISEANDMO MONEYNOW!THAT IS ALL!
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:50:00 GMT

Amazon insults me the king of everything, they must pay with blood!

Just been checking my amazon recommendations again, they have gone too far this time so I am arranging a hit on the managing director of said company!Anyone who knows me knows of my intense dislike of...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:19:00 GMT

Free Tibet?

Can any one explain to me why Tibet would be better if it were returned to the rule of an unelected theocracy than it is under the government of China (ok also unelected and somewhat vicious if wester...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:39:00 GMT