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alysha jackson

As the sun does not revolve around the earth, nature does not revolve around man. - Charles Darwin

About Me

salacious and loquacious. impetuous and lecherous.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?..

Pimp out your webpage with Satan's big black cock!

My Interests

deadpan humor. intellectualism without pretense. i love using big words, not to intimidate people, although it seems to come off like that anyway, too bad. i can't help but love the english language. fringe theories. the devolution of man. incessant neurosis. striving to be better, only getting worse. self deprocation. sleep deprivation. good music. good times. good people (who are on the verge of extinction) getting fed up with people. being a snob (apparently) being mean without meaning to be. well to the faint of heart, i guess i am a lot to take in, which is not my fucking problem. you are entitled to dislike me, even hate me, but the fact that some people have enough time on their hands to make other people's lives difficult amuses me, and disgusts me all at the same time.

I'd like to meet:

my ancestors. oh, and this guy!

Music:

just a forewarning: i'm extremely opinionated about music. probably to the point of annoyance. so here goes if you are that bored: elliot smith. daniel johnston. jon brion. bryan adams. adam ant. danny elfman. alice cooper. bryan eno. beck (especially the "sea change" album) billy idol. billy childish. nick cave. nick drake. nick lowe. tom waits. thom yorke. jason schwartzman. david bowie. bob dylan. jeff buckley. jeff dahl. jeff magnum. jeffrey lee pierce. jim carroll. jim morrison. jonathan richman. rufus wainwright. marc bolan. leonard cohen. lou reed. link wray. ray davies. peter murphy. bach. beethoven. rachmaninoff. thrash/speed/black/death/doom metal. old school hardcore. none of this current "post hardcore" bullshit. new wave. no wave. "now wave" (haha) dark wave. electroclash. new york punk rock (where it pretty much all started) snotty british punk rock. powerpop/mod revival. motown/soul. old country, as in johnny cash and hank williams sr, waylon jennings, and willie fucking nelson. none of this commercialized new shit. indie (although i detest that term) industrial/death rock. delta blues. original rock n roll, not this wannabe red neck glorifying neo-rockabilly shit. some psychobilly, although i think most psychobilly fans listen to way too much misfits and have watched evil dead one too many times...but regardless, that's just my opinion, and it really shouldn't matter to you.

Movies:

yes.

Television:

meh.

Books:

yes i read, illiteracy is the current plague.

Heroes:

heroism is a curse.

My Blog

there is no justice in this world.

for those of you who know what i'm talking about...
Posted by just plain old alysha on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

let the macular degeneration begin!

my sleeping habits (or lackthereof) have really got to change. FUCK!
Posted by just plain old alysha on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:06:00 PST

my "history of god" class rules.

and it's just that. a history of how the concept of god was manipulated, and exploited by man to manipulate the masses. yes! pretty much an overview of all monotheistic religions and how they scare y...
Posted by just plain old alysha on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

school resumes. anxiety ensues.

ahhhh!
Posted by just plain old alysha on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

reclusive and elusive.

if humans need to be around other people, then why are people so fucking awful?
Posted by just plain old alysha on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

i don't understand people.

i just don't. 
Posted by just plain old alysha on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

you don't wanna read this trust me.

how can i make anyone happy when i am not happy with myself. i have never been happy with myself, but i have tried to make people happy, but i have realized that noone else can make you happy except y...
Posted by just plain old alysha on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

metal karaoke?

my new years was okay, at least i got to see my julie! but UGH, false advertising is not cool, i expected a full metal list and the closest it got was metallica, but like the black album and on, in ot...
Posted by just plain old alysha on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

Quotes courtesy of the Silver Lion

"my bartender can beat up your therapist." or something to that effect, i may not have it completely correct and,"finish your beer, there are sober kids in india."awesome.
Posted by just plain old alysha on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

i have discovered that age does not equal maturity.

so i am walkin down the street and this girl that i know makes a choking sound out of detestation for me i guess. you are entitled to not like me but how immature! jesus christ people need to grow up....
Posted by just plain old alysha on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST