So-fist-icated

Hello. My name is Rachel, and I am God's hackey-sack.
"She's dangerous and beautiful and proud
With her feet on the ground
And her head high in the clouds"
R is for Retarded
A is for Aborted
C is for Cunt
H is for Harlot
E is for Evil
L is for Lard-ass What Does Your Name Mean?

I live in the East Bay (CONCORD), originally from Orange County (I visit often). I dont like happy couples, until they break up. It's like poetic justice for all the crap I have to put up with from the male population.
• I'm a delight!!!
♥ I'm pretty damn cool, too.
• Sometimes, I'm needlessly insecure.
♥ I'm can be a brat.
• I'm a very bad liar.
♥ I suck at keeping secrets.
• I'm proud and egotistical. And for good reason :D
♥ I've been skydiving twice, but I'm over it now.
• I'm very independent. I like to be alone. I like going to shows alone. I like driving long distances alone. "Sometimes I think I'm better off not dealing with people. It's a real pain in the ass being human."
♥ I'm a concrete covered marshmallow (figure it out)
• I'm not one of those catty chicks who hates girls. I like meeting new ladies cuz frankly i'm over hanging out with all these guys. They're too logical. Ha!
I am 20 years old, single and fabulous. I am half English (and an English major) and that is good enough for me. Go Bolton Wanderers!!!!
I'm generally friendly, but if I think you're an asshole don't expect much. I'm fairly up front about things. I can be bitchy, but not in that trendy "I'm a bad ass with a bitch attitude" kind of way, more like "I'm not in a good mood and you're a moron, get out of my fucking face" kinda way, but I swear I'm nice :)
I laugh and smile alot. If I think you seem cool I'll come up and talk to you. I talk ALOT, and fast, so deal with it, or just don't talk to me. I really don't care either way heh.. I meet new people basically everywhere I go. I tell my friends I hate them and I dont want to talk to them ever again but I do it jokingly so dont get butthurt if I say it to you. I also call everyone a butthole, jerk, whore, faggot and other childish insults, but don't take it personally. Honestly, you'd be an idiot to do so.
I'll stand up for my friends whether they are right or wrong.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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