Are you ready for a laugh-o-rama? |
I didn't make these. They're from the truechristian.com website. Which I am choosing to believe is intense satire. Evil German twin Mike Burkett prays nightly to his God that no one else who lik... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST |
Krazy Khristians! |
Let me detract from my twin's crazy German diatribes for a moment to bring you this delightful blog.Some band that's on my friends list posted this bulletin. Honestly, I don't even know why they're ev... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:03:00 PST |
Achtung! |
Hallo alle. Wie geht es Ihnen? Ich stelle nur auf, Sie wissen zu lassen, dass dieser myspace von den üblen deutschen Zwilling von Fat Mike, Mike Bürkett übernommen worden ist. Lassen Sie mir lassen mi... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST |
OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN???!!! |
It seems as though ERIC has deleted me as a myspace friend! Geeze, what a crybaby! I don't even know why he would do this! All I did was say he looked fat, then told everyone else collectively to stop... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:51:00 PST |
My newest goal in life... |
I have realized I've made that ultimate mistake...I let my identity get lost amongst the identity of another. Too much of my life has been about ERIC. Well you guys know what about Eric? HE'S A GROSS ... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST |
Ask Mike: edition number...something. |
I couldn't think of anything to post.So ask me a question.And I'll answer it.Probably.I'm especially fond of sexy questions. For realz. Ask me questions such as, "I've spent my entire adult life... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:01:00 PST |
NOFX-Treme Adventures 4- Micky Dolenz meets Melvin!! |
Before I lead you onto the road of unsurpassable hilarity, I feel it would be beneficial to post this photo of Micky Dolenz so you can better understand his appearance in this comic(he's the one all t... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST |
poop porn, and other lighthearted musings. |
Poop porn is gross. Ok I'm all for women taking control of and owning their sexuality, but I fail to see how letting 12 dudes shit on your chest while a turd or two finds its way to your mouth while a... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST |
NOFX-Treme Adventures Number 3: The Mustache From HELL!!!!! |
Today I am proud to present you with a comic with a message.A message that is unwaveringly important to me. I truly hope that this inspires Eric Melvin to think twice about the actions described below... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:44:00 PST |
Awesomest wikipedia articles of all time 1 |
""Cool beans" is a curious phrase that uses nonsense to bring humor into a joyful exclamation. It originated in American pop culture during the late 1960s. Slang of this time is known to center around... Posted by Mike Bürkett on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST |