I like me some lovin. I like me some love.
I like shootin rabbits. I like Shootin' mules.
I like shootin Whiskey. I like Shootin' you...teehee...
I'm into Nice Music. Don't you fellas know any nice songs? I like Rotten things. See: LOVE. Falling down. Food. Rawk. Puppet shows. Lucha. Knee socks and mary janes. FREENDS. Word Play. Making out. Snacks. http://www.trouserpress.com/reviews.php, guitar tabs. Buying and selling junk. Go Go Girls. Zombies. The Firehouse Kustom Rock Art Company. Poster Artists. Poster Dorks (SORRY NO LONGER TAKING APPLICATIONS). Ephemera. Crafting, DIY, sewing; Thee good ole Parkside AKA THE DARKSIDE. Food Porn. Happy Bake Oven Cupcakes and Sealab2021 (aka: 15 minutes of crack per week---RIP). Snacks. Smart & fun ladies & Gents who wear fishnets and/or friendly attitudes. Trouble. Getting out of Trouble. Word Play. Repeating mistakes. Repeating myself. And COSTUMES AND AND AND THE WAY Y'ALL MAKE ME LAUGH... and Toss My cookies ...
I'd like to meet:
YEP. Okay. You'll do fine.
Music:
Did I tell you (today) How much I love the Bananas? I FUCKING LOVE THE BANANAS!!! I heart the FAGS who? THE FAGS? all right, your band then. OH OH OH DEVO!!! How about that Tina and the Total Babes record. MAKE OUT CITY!
The Teenage Harlets Make-uh-me pregnant! Thee Double D's make me cancer!I'll Take me some them there Radio Reelers mmmhmmm (fags!). The sounds the BowelTones make in me belly. The Riverboat Gambler's --- bands that actually move around and beat the shit out of each other and jump on you while playing. The FLAKES. The Go-Nuts. Bands that go "uh-whoa-whoa-whoa uh" like The Briefs. and THE SHA-SHA-THE SHEMPS! Those Mouthwatering MouthOffs! Boobie Boobie Teens. ja-ja-ja-jewdriver; Why do I love Love Songs --- Fashion. Pure Fashion. Bands that throw snacks. Pretend Bands. uh... YOUR band? uh... My band? OUR BAND??? love me the ShangraLasandanydoowopthatyoucanmakeoutwithyourhandtoforonfr
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Love me some PURDY GEETAR
Movies:
That place next to where the Cocodrie used to be across from the Lusty Lady that advertises "The Nastiest Videos in SF"; Harold & Maude, THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Zombie movies, SECRETARY; Rob Black, Peter Jackson prior to medication. Wes Anderson prior to medication. Charlie Kaufman post medication. Free movies. Bill Murray in Stripes, Rushmore what about bob, groundhog day, caddy shack, for the love of God please DONT make him retire/go on medication. Peter Sellers (ON DEMAND)
Television:
TV Died the Day Sealab2021 went away. RIP. Oh and the Day Joey Grecco started pitching health insurance instead of hard-ons/hedonism. DOUBLE RIP!
Chuck Barris was the GodFather of Reality TV and absolute JewNius.
You are Debbie. Resident slut of Sealab, you most
often sleep with Quinn. At last count, you were
up to one million. But at least you have your
dignity. Oh yeah, and you're smarter than most
of the guys. Not that it matters in bed.
Which Sealab 2021 character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla oh yeah, baby more more more:
Books:
Enough of this oral history of everything and everybody-- Writer strike not over, yet? *I used to be into trashy novels about the famous/not-so-famous but there just isn't enough time; Murder Can Be Fun: the Music Issue. Girlyhead, gearhead, chin music, pretty much any free zine you get or free press that gets left behind in the upstairs bathroom (ie: Vice) and throw away pop culture/hate rags from small towns. Apocalypse literature. If the brown wrapper is torn, I will look inside until I am told to leave the store or to "buy something, or you go nowwww!"; Cookbooks (food porn) Vintage Porn and Old comix and Fumetti's that feature local obscure/dated humor. "How-to" Magazines from the past. Cookbooks (AKA: FOOD PORN!!); I like the new-to-me dirty Teenage Library series and I'm now on "Campfire Cuties", but really it's so I can look cool and perverted on Public Transportation. I heart the Onion. To tell you the honest-to-sweet-baby-Jesus-truth: I will pick up anything within a toddler's reach at your house and read the last two lines and any picture captions. Nothing is safe/sacred: I will paw it and put it back used.
Heroes:
Bad Ass Disco Bethâ„¢. Hal Hal MacLeanâ„¢. RevvyRickâ„¢, Anita Rockandrollaouttacontrollaâ„¢ Adam Watchyougoddamndoing!â„¢ People who do not shush me, even when I get too excited while telling a story. Uber Dorks; Practical Jokers. People who poke fun at self aggrandizing and overly sensitive, whiny, attention seeking myspace a-holes. Tripper Harrison. The camp counselor who took my virginity. People-who-don't-take-themselves-too-seriously.comâ„¢ SNACK RRRRRRROCKERSâ„¢ AND The Donut Prince, The Donut Princess, Capt. Corn Nut, Corn Dog, and Madison and Dolly and Hostess, and Timer, and Jolly Bee, and Twinkie the Kid, everybody's favorite cream-filled cowpoke, and the Ho Ho's. and and and...Little Killaâ„¢ and Sarracudaâ„¢. Leg Locked Shannonâ„¢. The Drill Team! Booster Clubâ„¢. Thee Double D's Boosters! â„¢ Fancy Nancyâ„¢ Clint and the 510 Marathon Dancersâ„¢
