An open letter to Pizza |
All i can think about is how much i want your hot cheesy goodness/badness in my mouth. I love you, i'm salivating. I have had you for dinner 4 times times this week, and once as a post midnight snack.... Posted by Gemma on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:46:00 PST |
A poem someone wrote about me... |
You're My Favourite (UK spelling edit)You're my favourite hooker of all time,all the other white girls wait in line,'cause you're my favourite hooker of all time.By Ravi on the back of a napkin, Hemlo... Posted by Gemma on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:33:00 PST |
Maltitol |
I don't think i have ever shit more in my life than i have done in the past 2 hours. I never thought i would liken any food, especially chocolate, to satan but Hershey's Sugar free dark chocolate squa... Posted by Gemma on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST |
Me and my house mate without our make up. |
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8:08pm, August 2nd 2006... |
I felt my first earthquake! That is all. It was scary and exciting, when the floor moves, things are just weird. Ok, off to catch a plane to England. It's all go and glamour when you are a whiskey soa... Posted by Gemma on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:22:00 PST |
It's So BIG It's Fluorescent |
No, M.O.T.O weren't singing about my big zit of 2006 but they may as well have been. One of my first "blogs" ever was about 2004s once a year spot. No, I'm not blessed with the skin of a peach, but as... Posted by Gemma on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:12:00 PST |
Uh Oooh |
Butt grabbing is considered a 3rd degree form of sexual ASS-ault. Better keep them drunken hands under control from now on. Posted by Gemma on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:42:00 PST |
Best Birthday EVER!! |
Thank you to everyone who got in touch in some form or another and those who actually managed it out to come drinking with me - i love you all, you all rule. So the day started well with a, actually m... Posted by Gemma on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:21:00 PST |
"Healthy May" |
No Booze all month (except for May25th)No Pizza ALL monthNo Mexican food until Sunday May 21st (FUCK) Posted by Gemma on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:42:00 PST |
A small query... |
why am i such a lazy piece of shit? Posted by Gemma on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:57:00 PST |