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Barbara

Desmond Dekker R.I.P.

About Me

Ska, a certain limey, pinball, South Park, pseudo-psychology, video poker, and roller coasters rock my world (as a 'for instance'). Not to sound like a hippie, but I feel all full of love today (06/25/04). Knock it and I'll kick your ass. I do my best to always pick people up who've fallen in a pit. I feel I make a pretty damn good friend, but there's always room for suggestions and improvement (i.e., better listening skills would be nice - I have an interrupting-problem - fucking hell). I think Jim Beam is the devil and he likes to make me fight and fall...a lot.
How to make a Babs
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts silliness
3 parts joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Username:

Personality cocktail
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You're a Pint of Guinness!
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SO not loving the Giants' bullpen right now...

My Interests

Discovering weird shit about myself. I WILL plod on, dammit. Gotten into a bad habit of loud drunken singing to 50's do-wop in my kitchen. I amuse easily. Learning how to love unconditionally and not be so reactively angry are goals I'm working on. I've rediscovered major league baseball (go Giants!). That's a very good thing! Also anything Joel Veitch (rathergood.com) does with those cute as hell animals.

I'd like to meet:

I want more smart, goofy, responsible, reasonably happy people in my life who don't take themselves too seriously, walk the walk, don't take shit, like to go to shows, favor Guinness(more so Big Daddy these days), Jaeger(I have to stay away from that now), and American Spirits, didn't vote for Bush I/II or Newsom, love to go eat breakfast any time of the day or night, are fairly drama-free, funny, can roll with the punches, believe in integrity, and won't lie to my face about important things (if you're gonna lie, at least do it WELL, for fuck sake). That's not such a tall order, right? Big plus if you get pissy and aggro occasionally as well as enjoy giving and receiving hugs.***I want him for Christmas***

Music:

60's Jamaican ska, rocksteady, Two-Tone, 60's soul, reggae, punk, hardcore, surf, Hawaiian slack-key, taiko, do-wop, big band, rockabilly, psychobillly, bebop, classical, hip-hop, lounge, techno stuff, 80's new wavey stuff, industrial, anything sung in Spanish, Hawaiian, or Japanese, anything with a horn section, pretty much open to anything and everything except super crappy metal (I didn't say ALL metal, sheesh) and the Grateful Dead.

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Psycho Beach Party, Bound, Ran-Ma, Rhapsody in August, My Neighbor Totoro, Cafe Flesh, Babe, Dr. Caligari (1989), Party Doll A-Go-Go, Once Were Warriors, Blood Shadow, Mommie Dearest, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Crow, Desperado, Shock, Zazel, Grease, Selena, Night Dreams, Princess Mononoke, The Princess Bride, Puppet Master series, Evil Dead series, Lilo & Stitch, New Wave Hookers, Rocky Horror, A Clockwork Orange, Dance Craze, Quadrophenia, Inflated (too funny), anything with Jackie Chan, anything with Jeaneane Garofolo, anything with Jeanna Fine, etc, etc

Television:

I can only get a fuzzy channel 7 now since I don't have cable or bloody reception. It's been a while. When I had TV or near somebody's TV, I watched South Park, The Oblongs, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Daria, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, The Muppet Show, Queer as Folk, Sex in the City, Six Feet Under, Buffy, Robotech, AbFab, the Young Ones, the Avengers, the Simpsons, Power Puff Girls, Xena, Cleopatra 2525, Firefly, the Jeff Corwin Experience, the Planet's Funniest Animals, WWE Smackdown/Raw, I Love the 80'/90's, Jackass among others. More bars ought to have Cartoon Network or Boomerang on, don't you think? Getting drunk watching 'Superfriends' with no sound, works for me. [I am now addicted to watching Heroes off the nbc site on my laptop!]

Books:

Self-helpy/self-discovery books dominate fiction at the moment. Wait. Scratch that. I've been recently introduced to the clever hilarity that is Christopher Moore. Do yourself a favor and read "A Dirty Job"! ANYTHING BY NEIL GAIMAN. Yep.

Heroes:

Kim Shattuck and her amazing guttural roar. Lynn Breedlove and her balls. The Great Kat and her talent. Kathleen Hanna and her smarts. Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole for being great.

My Blog

Mele Kalikimaka!

It's Christmas Eve! Fuck yeah! Whoo! Best day of the year!My living room swarms with shiny wrapped presents and a plush red blanket wrapped big orange kitty (welcome Lil' Man!), all around our ridicul...
Posted by Barbara on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

My limey's 38th birthday!!!

Check it, y'all! pictures here
Posted by Barbara on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST

OOOOH AAAAH Pretty!

Never had I experienced such a lovely and hassle-free time watching the fireworks display down by Fisherman's Wharf. The limey and I left my house at 8:30pm (fireworks at 9:30pm) after much yummy barb...
Posted by Barbara on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

Safety Barbara, that's me.

Volunteered as a Safety Monitor for the Pride Parade again this year. It was fun, in retrospect, but while doing it I sometimes felt like the hated 'hall monitor' ("Where's your pass?" and crap). I wa...
Posted by Barbara on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

Little planes are super cool!

Got to hover 2,000 ft over Yosemite Valley on Sunday! Mind-blowingly beautiful views of the waterfalls and El Capitan! I got a chance to fly the plane myself a little bit at 10,000 ft and I didn't hit...
Posted by Barbara on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST

Happy happy 3 years to me and my limey!

I had the best two day third anniversary celebration. Monday night was an awesomely exciting Giants came with great seats!Giants beat the Astros 7 to 5! YAY!! I don't think I've ever swore so much at ...
Posted by Barbara on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

WalkAmerica: PLEASE SPONSOR ME!!

Hey everyone!!I'm participating in March of Dimes WalkAmerica this April 29th because I strongly believe it is a cause worth supporting. I haven't done anything like this in years and I can't remember...
Posted by Barbara on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:16:00 PST

One more day till ENGLAND!!

My all-time favorite limey is taking me to Limeyland tomorrow!! I am SO excited! Haven't been back since the first time for college in 1992. I LOVED being there! Super yummy traditional...
Posted by Barbara on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

Happy Happy 2006!!

I spent New Years in Las Vegas with the amazing person I truly love and had the best New Year's Eve ever!! I was treated to a gorgeously decadent restaurant for New Year's Eve Eve dinner, taken ...
Posted by Barbara on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

Hockey virgin no more!

I'm going to my first hockey game this Saturday, Sharks against the unfortunately named Florida Hurricanes!! WHOO!! (Yes, I'm a dumbass, it's the Carolina Hurricanes, I know now)Can anyone tell me som...
Posted by Barbara on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST