Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark

About Me

I like to cook, clean, do laundry and walk around the house with sexy manties (tight underwear). I also love watching True.com loops all day long. I have a bad habit of scratching my head and picking scabs. My new kitten thinks I'm his mom so he sucks on my thumb as if he's breast feeding. I wish my thumb would produce milk. This poor cat got seperated from his mother too early, but he has a good home now. What else..?? Oh! I constantly feel guilty for driving a car and burning gas. I'm also guilty of buying Starbucks coffee on a weekly basis. I feel helpless...and sometimes I think I'm saving the world by buying coffee at Farley's instead. That makes me feel better until I throw the cup into the garbage and realize I'm adding to the landfill. To make myself feel good...I recycle stuff at home..and I cook all my veggies and meats with extra virgin olive oil. This makes me feel better after I've eaten Mcdonald's for lunch. Whenever I order Mcdonald's I make sure I order a side salad. It makes me feel better that the dressing is made by Newman's and I feel like I'll live longer with the absence of hydrogenated oils. Then pimples start to show up on my nose and below my chin. I realize that the fat from the fries and burgers show up as pimples. This is when I start feeling guilty about killing cows. To make myself feel better..I go home and eat broccoli. As I drive my tow truck in circles on the freeway...I often wonder what I should do to stop the war and killing in other countries. I thought about this while filling up the truck with 37 gallons of deisel fuel the other day. My right ear often aches after I use my cell phone for over 5 minutes. Sometimes I wonder why we pay so much just to talk on the fucking phone. My bill usually comes out to $87.00 per month. Why? When I arrive home, my cats remind me of how life should be. Eat, sleep, play, sex..repeat again and again. They can't have sex cuz they're neutered. I often wonder when my time will come. I believe that when I'm about to die...I'll reflect on how stupid this life was..you know..the stupid shit. So everyday I wonder what I should do to make a difference. I usually end up repeating all of the above. Why the fuck are we here?

My Interests

Sport Motorcycles, Air Cooled VWs, butchering pop songs through karaoke, Forty Niners, fishing, customizing bicycles, eating good food from everywhere, baking pizza, martial arts, toy collecting and mixing with my new CD mixer.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Daisuke Inoue inventor of karaoke 1971. Inoue failed to patent his idea which is now a billion dollar business world wide.

Music:

Whatever moves me in my mind or on the dance floor. I must admit that I am a huge Depeche Mode fan and I really like cheesy sappy over the top love songs from Air Supply and Journey. I like spinning on my hand into a Gyro to Soul Sonic Force....

Movies:

Saving private Ryan, Apocolypse Now, The Killing Fields, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmos Fire, Adaptation, Duel, Bruce Lee films, Cannonball Run, A thin red line, Whale Rider, Burning Bed, The Outsiders, Lost in Translation..and other shit I can't recall right now.

Television:

Chips, Northern Exposure, E.R., Cheers, Kung Fu D. Caradine series, Little house on the prairie, Good Times, Monday night football, old Popeye cartoons, and Magnum P.I.

Books:

Carlos Bulosan (America is in the heart), Andrew Weil, Farewell to Manzanar, The secret of Cabales Serrada Escrima, How to keep your Volkswagon alive. Report from ground zero. I don't read a lot because I ate too much sugar when I was little and I have a short attention span ha ha.

Heroes:

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld,Rockefeller, Ziezbiegniew Brezinsky, Ann Coulter oh...and Rupert Murdoch. I also would love to meet Lucifer after the nuclear bombs fall. These guys all care about world peace.

My Blog

Gulf of Tonkin part II coming soon...2008 Glenny predicts

On December 5, 2007 I predict the Gulf of Tonkin part II is coming to Fox News prior to the 2008 elections. This should come in the form of an attack on Isreal by Iran.....or an attack on ...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:34:00 PST

Mafia on tour (Auburn, Tahoe, Reno)

The mafia winter tour kicked ass. We stopped in Auburn for some good old fashioned VCD karaoke complete with cheesy asian videos and all. Spencer for hire got a phone number from a 189 pound realtor w...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST

The World cheesiest concert T-shirt collection

I'm out to find the worlds cheesiest lame as can be T-shirts. So far I have two Yanni T-shirts, 1 Amy Grant T-shirt and 1 Rod Stewart T-shirt. I'm hoping to find a life size face pic T-shi...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:34:00 PST

Make sure you floss those rear molers..I've just been through hell.

I just had $2,100 in dental work done this month. It fucking sucks. I let my teeth go since 1999....like a complete stupid retard..now I pay the price and suffer hell. Learn from my mistake after read...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

All Asian crash 2007 (Yes it happened again)

Yes it happened again. This will probably become an annual event. Unfortunately I'll be quiting my tow truck job soon...and won't have many freeway stories to tell anymore, but here's one for the reco...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Asian nerd driver of the year 2007

This Asian preppy dude was driving his honda down the Ocean Avenue on ramp. He stopped on the ramp when he noticed he had a flat tire. Cars started honking at him so he pulled over to the right should...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

The winner of the Worst Asian Driver 2006 award goes to...

This is the best Asian Driver story of 2006 by far. No offense to my Asian friends okay. Hell I'm Asian myself so buck up. The 2006 Worst Asian Driver Award goes to an Asian woman who I witnessed on M...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:06:00 PST

Air Supply Twilight Zone

So me and Hizzle Dee went to Las Vegas on memorial day weekend. When we arrived we caught a cab from the airport to our Hotel. In my mind I was thinking that our hotel was gonna be this ugly old 2 sta...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:07:00 PST

Depeche Mode twilight zone

So last night had to be the pinnacle of my Depeche Mode carreer as a hopelessly devoted obsessed fan. Heidi got comp tickets last minute to see my heros from her work. Not only did I get to see them f...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:51:00 PST

How do hawks have sex? Can anybody describe how they do it?

Yesterday I parked on the side of the freeway to watch two Red tailed Hawks twirl through the sky together. Usually around April hawks start putting it on each other. I'm not quite sure how hawks fuck...
Posted by Gloom & Doom Glenny Kravitz Karaokeshark on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST