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Uncle Pauly

I'm 80% the man I used to be.

About Me

Blah blah blah blah, stuff, more stuff, etc.

My Interests

misanthropy, hating things

I'd like to meet:

Fuck you.

Music:


My Blog

Me and Baker, "riding the bull"


Posted by Uncle Pauly on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

What Carter and I do at work, part 2

Me: AiyCarter: yeeCarter: say...did you get some?Me: Yeah.  Your mom's wonderfulCarter: awww, thanksMe: And charges reasonable ratesCarter: anything for a friendMe: Ran out of KY halfway through,...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

What Carter and I do at work

[11:44] Carter: aiy [11:44] Uncle Pauly: Aiy aiy [13:19] Carter: aiy [13:19] Uncle Pauly: Aiy aiy [13:47] Carter: aiy [14:44] Uncle Pauly: Aiy aiy [15:21] Carter: aiy [15:22] Uncle Pauly: Aiy aiy [16:...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:36:00 PST

Dear "Beer Of The Month Club":

While getting a gift subscription to your club was appropriate for my birthday (thank you, Oscar and Shimmin), I don't believe that it is a gift that is appropriate for all occasions.  This is wh...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:52:00 PST

avenge me

gym...trainer...agh
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST

FYI

If you work at Safeway, or Radio Shack, or any other store that collects way too much information about its shoppers, and I buy something from you, don't address me by my first name.  It doesn't ...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:27:00 PST

Who's down?

I'm renting a car on Friday the 13th to head down to LA to meet up with Rob and Baker and see Tenacious D.Anybody wanna come?
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:14:00 PST

YES!

About time
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:04:00 PST

Mmm hmm hmmmm

You're "Melt With You" by Modern English. || Which 80s Song Are You? || brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST

Um, somebody needs to do a cost/benefit analysis...

You can get 3 free songs here, at the low, low cost of potentially fucking up your life!...
Posted by Uncle Pauly on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:00:00 PST