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Pants

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Rocking out is hard work.

My Interests

Adventioneering, Dancing like crazy, Shower singing, Picture taking, T-shirt making, Utensils, Digging, Making up random interests, Trying (as of yet unsuccessfully) to convince myself that I actually CAN write a book if I just put my mind to it, Building things out of wood, Doing laundry

I'd like to meet:

Loud-laughers, low-lifes, the not-quite-jaded-yet, ninjas, pirates, the flawed, people who are willing to dance like they mean it for crissakes, ambulance chasers, the compassionate, the passionate, jesters, jokers, the lovers, the dreamers, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, the wrong speech, people who can make and keep plans, outsiders, insiders, east coast kissers, superheros, the well-pantsed, wordsmiths, foodsmiths, blacksmiths, aggressive aggressives, the literate and those who find the concept of road trip karaoke completely and utterly compelling.No robots, please.

Music:

The American Analog Set, Arcade Fire, Archers of Loaf, Ash, Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds (Five), David Bowie, Built to Spill, Camera Obscura, Neko Case, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, Pasty Cline, Clem Snide, The Connells, Crooked Fingers, Death Cab, The Decemberists, Nick Drake, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Guns N' Roses, Interpol, Billy Joel, Journey, Jamie Lidell, Mates of State, Modest Mouse, My Morning Jacket, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers, Old 97's, Pavement, Elvis, Pinback, Postal Service, Prince, R.E.M., Radiohead, The Reindeer Section, Self, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Elliot Smith, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, Sun Kil Moon, Teenage Fanclub, They Might Be Giants, Weezer, Wilco, many others that just aren't coming to mind and/or aren't established enough to put on my favorite bands list, ANYTHING on the mix CD that you just know you want to make for me

Movies:

The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Office Space, The Royal Tennenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Jacob's Ladder, Secretary, Garden State, Memento, Super Troopers, The Matrix (had it been written the way I would have written it...), Regarding Henry

Television:

Simpsons, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Office (both versions, surprisingly enough), Lost, Heroes

Books:

Infinite Jest, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, The Secret Life of Santa Claus, Molecular Symmetry and Group Theory, Summerland, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Lullaby, Galapagos, That's Dangerous!, The One That I Have Yet to Write

My Blog

New two-year plan

goes as follows:I will learn to play guitar and start a band with two lovely ladies who can miraculously pull perfect harmony out of their respective asses.(unfortunately, I will inevitably fall in lo...
Posted by Pants on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST

Sammy J & The Flying Sharks

So I had another dream last night.(yes, I know, the common consensus is that nobody wants to hear what you dreamt about unless you dreamt about them.  In this case, the following people will want...
Posted by Pants on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

ch-ch-ch-ch-CHANGES!

I don't know if people realize this or not, but, though they both start with the same word, San Diego and San Francisco are NOT the "same place, different last name" that I was promised*.Here are some...
Posted by Pants on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:02:00 PST

disappearing act

So, yes, I know, since I've moved away from San Francisco, I've kinda sorta fallen off the face of the earth.There are many possible reasons for this:Perhaps I've been spending so much time enjoying S...
Posted by Pants on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

99% certainty

I figure now is as good a time as any to make the unofficial announcement* that there's approximately a 99% chance that, come July, I will be moving out of the Bay Area.  Yeah, I know, sad, isn't...
Posted by Pants on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

bed jumpin'

Sorry mom....
Posted by Pants on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:08:00 PST

Sewing EMERGENCY!

Does anybody know anybody who could hem a pair of pants for me TONIGHT?!I am more than willing to compensate with eternal gratitude and/or cash money.It's a sewing EMERGENCY!Love Scotty....
Posted by Pants on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

wonderful things kurt vonnegut had to say

(this will be an on-going blog that will last exactly as long as it takes me to read every novel Kurt Vonnegut published (in no particular order).  feel free to check back at any time, and add yo...
Posted by Pants on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

at least there's no periodontal disease

Recently, I've begun to take a more "personal health is important" view on life.Regular exercise, less-frequent bouts of boozin' it up, washing my hands before having relations with the 6'2" ladies of...
Posted by Pants on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

KARAKROQUET!

For the first time EVER, two of my great passions*, croquet and karaoke, joined together in an unholy union to form...(wait for it...)KARAKROQUET!Announcing the inaugural Easter Sunday Karakroquet Tou...
Posted by Pants on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST