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Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society

I can't eat fried foods, kids.

About Me


I'm a southern girl with a big appetite. ..

My Interests

Cookie crumbles, gravy-based products, Pillsbury glazed orange rolls, cotton candy on a stick, burritos, denim pant suits, butter-smeared corn, vienna sausages, pizzelles, Free Mother's Day Brunch at Denny's, marshmallow peeps, blueberry loaf, Jerry's Subs, Razzleberry pie, pork tenderloin, sharing egg salad sandwiches with close friends, angel food cake, devil's food cake, Jello Pudding Pops, oversized sunglasses, sun bonnets, Sewing Circles, Scrapbooking, Food Basketing, Yahtzee, Ogilvie home perms, my marble collection, Sherri Lewis and Lambchop, The Smothers Brothers, Carol Channing, Nipsey Russell, Werther's Caramel Nips, my little dog Tooter

Riding my Jazzy Pride Scooter

I'd like to meet:


I've yet to meet the burrito I cannot finish.

Music:

"Ya'll Come" by Ava Barber, "A Foot Stomps in America" by Jasper Fitzsimmons, Sha Na Na, or Lawrence Welk, Ray Stevens= "Gitarzan", "The Streak", "I Saw Elvis in a UFO", anything on Hee-Haw

Movies:

Tampopo (The first Japanese noodle western!), Babyface, Willie Wonkers and the Oomper Loompers

Television:

Hee Haw, The Lawrence Welk Show, Small Wonder, Paula's Home Cooking, Cathy Mitchell's SnackMaster Infomercials, The Snorks, Sewing with Nancy

Books:

Books aren't as tasty as you might think.

Heroes:

A Hero sandwich? I'd love one!

My Blog

Bonnies Got Talent

Kids, first of all, congratulations are in order to one Mr. Terry Fator.  For those of you who may not know, he's the winner of America's Got Talent.  His performance was sheer genius, ...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

A Bonnie Bedtime Lullaby

I am having a little insomnia tonight after eating one too many fudgesicles and I just can't seem to fall asleep.  Plus, I'm pretty sure I heard those crazy raccoons rustling around in my garbage...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:58:00 PST

The Highest Bidder

Sorry I've been so out of touch lately, kids, but I've been a little preoccupied.  There's been quite a hubbub going on at my job  we've had such a profitable year at the Hoboken Meat Packing Pl...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST

50 Years Later

Well, kids, it's true  I'm 50 years young!  The day I'd been dreading - April, 25, 2007, my 50th birthday - had finally arrived.  But it turns out it wasn't so bad after all...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

Happy Easter Everybunny!

It's been a real whirlwind of an Easter Sunday for me.  I had just finished my breakfast and was getting ready for brunch with the gals when the doorbell rang.  It was a surprise visit from ...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

Kids, pass the corned beef and cabbage...right on by me

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Kids!What a day I have planned for tomorrow.  I've got my alarm set for the crack of dawn as I'll have to be up early fixing my world famous Lucky Charm Flapjacks. Truth ...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Mangia Mangia

The Thistle Patch Press seems to enjoy my restaurant reviews, and I'm always pleased as punch to oblige.  This time I reviewed an Italian restaurant up in Waycross.  There's nothin...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

Miss Bonnie Takes a Lover

It's been almost 2 months since I posted, kids.  Did anyone wonder where I've been?Well, I've been indulging myself in an honest to goodness courtship with a real solid fella named Dwight Pepperc...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Starting out the New Year on the wrong foot

Happy New Year, kids!   Unfortunately, this year hasn't started so well for me.  Well, truth be told, it's been a bad couple of weeks.  It all started the day after Christmas.  I w...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

All I Got For Christmas (a.k.a. Christmas with Bonnie)

Today was the annual holiday party at the Hoboken Ham Packing Plant.  A couple of co-workers surprised me with gifts.  LaCretia Cribbs gave me a billowing Happy Holidays Winnie the Poo...
Posted by Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST