About Me

Well I am a Vending Machine. I come in various shapes and sizes, and offer various products. I'm located in stores, schools, rest areas, work places, and other fun places :) Some people get frustrated when I don't work... I get kicked... cussed at.... punched. It hurts!! I try my best... I mean... come on people... why should I get my Ass kicked when I didn't even stock the goods!!! Have mercy on me. Please advoid feeding me with bills larger than $5... I mean.... gosh.... some idiot comes along and feeds me a 50 dollar bill... and expects me to give him $49.50 in change... Hell no...I am not a piggy bank for god sakes..Lets just say that person didn't get the, "Thank You" Message on my LCD.. heh.
Be sure to pay me a visit... I'm always hungry for your money and am always willing to provide you with the goods :)
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See what I mean?!?!

HAPPY VENDING

Have a nice day!
- Vending Machine

My Interests

Well for the most part, people! They brighten my day when they come and get some of the cool products I have to offer.. Kudos to them!

Vending for the people will always be my main interest.

I'd like to meet:

YOU :)

Yes, thats right.... I wanna meet everyone.. because without people.. a vending machines life would get very boring! So please... Add me and tell your friends! You could even put me in your top 8 ;)

Oh yeah... ehem... ps.. Be sure to visit a vending machine in your local area!!

PICS of ME?

If you wanna take a pic with me... don't be shy.... if you have pics with just me... send them to me!! @ avendingmachine[at]yahoo.com Also look for me on yahoo messenger :)

Thanks again,

- Vending Machine

A Vending Machine

~NO REFUNDS~