If that penny I picked up today was so lucky, why wasn't it a quarter? |
Still no Bronze Donors at the library. Anybody want to go in with me. I'll put up five bucks, and you can provide the other $24,995, and we can both get our names on the plaque.
Tonig...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Broke-Barf Mountain: The Video Game |
I am in a good mood right now. Perhaps it is because I have a day off tomorrow. No drive to Terre Hut for me! I have been watching the same movie for two days now, and haven't even f...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:02:00 PST |
Now I am furious |
The girl who works here just walked up to me and said "You know you can't instant message or chat here, right?" I have never even been in a chat room in my life. Who does she think she is?...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Myspace Barf |
I caught Cat Morey posting comments on Myspace Tom's page, telling him that he was hot, and he wanted to by matching cowboy hats at Osco, and there was an opening in the tent for the next camping trip...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST |
As I was leaving work... |
As I was leaving work today, a woman at the other end of the store yelled back to me "Can you open the bathroom for me". I pretended I didn't hear her, took a quick left and made for the front d...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:37:00 PST |
Paris library computers sure are slow |
I was just watching a show about President Polk (picture #2 on the "Who I'd Like To Meet" list) when I was rudely interrupted by talking and spitting. So I left the premesis and came to the...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST |
I earned my merit badge the hard way |
Monahan, forthwith known as "The Last Irish Boyscout" (stolen from barf), was all excited to see me today. Or else he snorted a lot of coke before I got to work today. Regardless, about ha...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST |
Now that that is out of my system... |
I notice, when I look up my high school on here, that there is virtually nobody in my age group that show up. And those who do, use pictures of their kids instead of themselves, so I have no ide...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST |
Many topics to cover... |
but I won't bother with them, because they are quite dull. Instead, I'll talk about my day.
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Well, that pretty well sums it up. Hope you enjoyed reading about it as much as I enjoyed li...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:41:00 PST |
What do I do now? |
What do I do now? I have a few possibilities. I could...
Find every girl on this site with a hot picture (which likely isn't of themself) and invite them to be my "friend", and count the r...
Posted by Admiral David Switzer on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:40:00 PST |
