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MAMMAS RACK

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, let's see I'm an awesome girl, with a great personality, and a huge heart, the problem is...I live in a city where the thinner you are, the lighter your skin and hair are, and the bluer your eyes are, the more desirable you are...so not to many guys are MAN enough for a Big Beautiful Black Goddess. Hmm a little more about me...well, I like to go out, hang with the guys, play darts, and other games, I LOVE Karaoke, or any random chance to sing, I don't wear a lot of dresses and stuff, I don't wear make-up, or open toed shoes, I'm more of a jeans and t-shirt kind of gal. I swear a LOT, I drink a LOT MORE, I DON'T smoke or do drugs, I'm insanely competitive, I don't mind making a complete fool of myself, which I do a LOT, and I am not an intellectual, just a simple girl who LOVES to laugh, and have fun. I never get enough sleep, and I am famous for my late night drunk dialing, and now drunk myspace messaging, I am very affectionate, and on occasion I have been known to lick and bite, just ask JDogg and BJizzle, they have the scars to prove it, I love reality shows, and I cry EVERY time I watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, I LOVE all kinds of movies, but I'd rather go to a movie where things blow up, than a sappy chick flick, my ideal first date, would be to go to a strip club and...well anything else you wanna know...just ask...I'm an open book! oh and by the way, have I mentioned that I have REALLY BIG BREASTS!!!
Your Boobies' Names Are: DESSERT and DINNER

Raver Bear
OH AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW:

My Interests

MEN INTEREST ME A LOT...and I will give any of you ONE MILLION DOLLARS...if you can help me figure them out...cuz Mamma is confused..."how you feelin Miss Sofia" "Confrused??" (we will get into more quotes from that movie later) more interests...ok well I also like going out, playing darts, Karaoke, music, flirting, kissing, laughing, FOOD, movies, and watching reality shows...YES ALL YOU OUT OF WORK ACTORS....I LOVE REALITY SHOWS.....SORRY!!! (and I even watched a whole season of "Flava of love" and even though I knew I was slowly losing brain cells...I couldn't stop!)
You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
Your 2005 Song Is
Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls

"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"

What happens in 2005, stays in 2005!

I'd like to meet:

People....I LOVE people of all kinds, and as you can see by the pics scrolling below...I know and hang out with a lot of cool people, and you could be one of them.... and according to this blog below...I am good with people, so you should give me a chance. HOLLA!!
Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others. Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel. You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations. A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.

Music:

I love Old Skool jams the most, and I love the sounds of the 80's, and I'm a Hip Hop fan, and I worship the ground ALL THE DIVAS (and you know who you are) walk on...but pretty much any song that can get my fingers to snappin, and my toes a tappin is all right by me.

Movies:

"You told Harpo to beat me" -The Color Purple "I don't know him either"-The Color Purple "How'd he die"..."on top of me"-The Color Purple "Harpo...who dis woman?"- The Color PurpleBet you can't figure out what my favorite movie is! That's right...its THE COLOR PURPLE!!I also love: Muriel's Wedding, The Princess Bride, Clue, The Wiz, Galaxy Quest, Strictly Ballroom, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Much Ado about Nothing, Newsies, Do the Right Thing, What's love got to do with it, O Brother where art thou, anything that Trey Parker and Matt Stone touch (especially Cannibal the Musical), I also love just about ANY movie that came out in the 80's (the cheesier the better), uhhh let's see...Tombstone, Punchline, School of Rock, 8 Mile, American Splendor, oh and of course many many MANY more.

Television:

Let's see...AMERICAN IDOL, AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, SURVIVOR, AMAZING RACE, LAST COMIC STANDING, AMERICAS MOST SMARTEST MODEL, INTERVENTION, EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, ROCK STAR...(see I told you I LOVE REALITY SHOWS), but I also love shows like....ALIAS, BOSTON LEGAL, ER, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, CROSSING JORDAN, Six Feet Under, LAW AND ORDER (all of them), SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, THE CRITIC, KIM POSSIBLE, SOUTH PARK...etc...I am also a sucker for a good AWARDS SHOW (OSCARS, EMMY'S, GRAMMY'S, YOUR MAMMY'S...etc..) :)

Books:

Harry Potter (All of them), and the autobiographies of Star Jones, Ellen Degeneres, and RuPaul....yes RUPAUL (that was a great book). I also tried to read that self help book "He's just not that into you" but it made me feel like an idiot...and you know what...he IS into me...SO THERE!

Heroes:

Any Big Beautiful Black Diva...who can find a decent man...and KEEP HIM...is a HERO of mine!!!! YOU GO GIRLS!!Oh and my Mom...cuz mentally she is the strongest woman I know!

My Blog

HAPPY NEW YEAR (part deux)

hehe and I'm not even FRENCH...but I sure did a lot of FRENCH KISSING!Anyway...I think there are still MORE pictures out there...but this is the second batch...and I look even DRUNKER in these...but h...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! (part one)

OK...I don't really remember if I had fun or not...but in the photos I LOOK like I'm having a good time...so let's just go with that!! To all my friends...let's Rock in 2007...like we did in 2006...I...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!! (BirFday 06')

So I turned 31 yesterday, and instead of rolling up into the fetal position and not acknowldeging my Birthday like I did when I turned 30...I decided to celebrate up a storm...and that's what we did. ...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:28:00 PST

SOUL PATROL!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TAYLOR!!!!!  I know he will never see this...but I am actually shouting it...and although I'm sure my neighbors are pissed...I know he hears me over there in Hollywood!!!Let me te...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:56:00 PST

Some Random Crap about ME!!

A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y1. do you like anyone? yes...but he doesn't like me. :-(2. do they know it? i think so3. simple or complicated?: always complicatedI N - T H E - L A S T - M O N T...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:14:00 PST

NO MORE DRAMA IN 2006

Ok, so I'm not making any New Years Resolutions....I just want one thing to happen in 2006 and every year after that...I want to cut down on all the DRAMA in my life.  So I am going to be the bes...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:35:00 PST

I did a survey!!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:BrandiBirthday:Oct. 2 1975Birthplace:Aurora, ILCurrent Location:Valley Village, CAEye Color:BlackHair Color:BlackHeight:5'9Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:01:00 PST

Keys to my heart...hmmm okay.

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. Y...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know you grew up in the 80's if...

THE 80's You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE" 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I stole this from Jen...but I'm curious to see your answers.

Do this for me and I will do it for you!!!! Maybe!!!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a...
Posted by MAMMAS RACK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST