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Poop on a paper towel

who farted?

About Me

Hey, I'm poop on a paper towel!

My Interests

hangin out

I'd like to meet:

Abraham Lincoln

Music:

Van Morrison

Heroes:

the cat who crapped me out, and the photographer who captured my good side on this here paper towel!

My Blog

Happy Halloween!

Hey everybody, Happy Halloween!  This is my very first Halloween, so I thought I should go all out.  I've put together this really funny and original costume.  You may not recognize who...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

Memorial Day!

Hey everybody!  This year I won the potato sack race!
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

Happy Mother's Day!

Hey everybody!  Do you know what day it is? It's Mother's Day!!  I just wanna give a big shout out to the greatest lady I know, my Mom!!!  I wouldn't be who I am today it weren't for yo...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

Greetings from Mountain Valley Community Hospital!

Hey everyone! I wanted to touch base and let you all know why you haven't seen me in a while.  As some of you may be aware, I've been known to get a little dry from time to time.  Well...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

St. Patty's Poop

Hey Everyone!  Happy St. Patty's Day!!  Don't be surprised if I look a little green tomorrow...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

Back in the good ole US of A!

Hey Everybody!  I just flew in from my trip overseas! Wow, what a great time.  I saw many exciting things.  I missed you all...  But I took some wonderful pics!  Check out my ...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

9am

Good morning world!  I'm a happy poop this mornin'.  It's going to be a great day and...uh oh, reality is setting in.  I feel like shit. 
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

New picture

Hey everyone, take a look at my son!  Scooter's his name and he loves corn.  Stop by and say hi...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:21:00 PST

Valentine's Poop

I've been around for about a day now.  I must admit that things have been kind of boring.  I can't complain though, no one's thrown me out.  My paper towel is pretty comfortable, I...
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

It's my birthday!

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear poop on a paper towel...Happy Birthday to me
Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:11:00 PST