| Happy Halloween! | 
| Hey everybody, Happy Halloween!  This is my very first Halloween, so I thought I should go all out.  I've put together this really funny and original costume.  You may not recognize who... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST
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| Memorial Day! | 
| Hey everybody!  This year I won the potato sack race! Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:45:00 PST
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| Happy Mother's Day! | 
| Hey everybody!  Do you know what day it is? It's Mother's Day!!  I just wanna give a big shout out to the greatest lady I know, my Mom!!!  I wouldn't be who I am today it weren't for yo... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:57:00 PST
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| Greetings from Mountain Valley Community Hospital! | 
| Hey everyone! I wanted to touch base and let you all know why you haven't seen me in a while.  As some of you may be aware, I've been known to get a little dry from time to time.  Well... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST
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| St. Patty's Poop | 
| Hey Everyone!  Happy St. Patty's Day!!  Don't be surprised if I look a little green tomorrow... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST
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| Back in the good ole US of A! | 
| Hey Everybody!  I just flew in from my trip overseas! Wow, what a great time.  I saw many exciting things.  I missed you all...  But I took some wonderful pics!  Check out my ... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST
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| 9am | 
| Good morning world!  I'm a happy poop this mornin'.  It's going to be a great day and...uh oh, reality is setting in.  I feel like shit. Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST
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| New picture | 
| Hey everyone, take a look at my son!  Scooter's his name and he loves corn.  Stop by and say hi... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:21:00 PST
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| Valentine's Poop | 
| I've been around for about a day now.  I must admit that things have been kind of boring.  I can't complain though, no one's thrown me out.  My paper towel is pretty comfortable, I... Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST
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| It's my birthday! | 
| Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear poop on a paper towel...Happy Birthday to me Posted by Poop on a paper towel on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:11:00 PST
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