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About Me

My first memory is of many copper pipes at the homedepot. There I was bunched together with alot of boring pipes. Many people came to visit me but I was never the chosen one. I was starting to get alittle depressed. Was it me? Was I not pipe enough fot the job? Then one day, it happened!! I was chosen! Loaded into a chart and checked out(I still think I am worth alot more then $2.49) When I got to my new home I was so excited, I couldn't wait to meet my whole family! But then horror struck, it is still hard for me to talk about that day, the things I saw.....I am sorry.....I need a minute......OK.....I was outside enjoying the sun with a bunch of my pipe buddies when it happened, Piper, my main pipe, was yanked away from my side!!! and she was cut down by this horrible torture machine! Bits of her sprayed me but I couldn't stop the madness(I lack the thumbs), what was left of her was taken away and sottered into a bathroom!What was this madness my new family was doing? All they could talk about was how great the new bathroom was turning out, couldn't they see what they were doing ? I formulated a plan, I knew my time was running out! A gust of wind came, I threw myself down (it hurt but I am Ok now) and quickly rolled away before anyone knew what was happening. I rolled for days and days until I was I could not move another inch.I was picked up by this great guy, I told him what happened to me and he understood my pain. I was still pretty beaten up from my ordeal, so he fixed my up with alittle plastic surgery, new eyes, arms & legs (sometimes I feel like the bionic pipe) I got a whole new identity, no longer was I just a pipe, I was now RODNEY the ROD!!! Now I have dedicated my life to Piper and all my fellow copper pipes. I will live the dream, be free to explore the world. I am using this site to show everyone where I have been and to educate the masses about the true feelings of copper pipes. If I get one family to use PVC instead of copper, my life is worth something.

My Interests

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My friend Rasta-StickGO RODney its my birthday!!Chillin on the beach! Hope I dont fall in!!HAHA

My Blog

I am in LOVE!!!!

I know it has been a long time since I have updated my page, but there is a very good reason for this......her name is Pinky!! I know what your thinking..what about Piper? Well I just coul...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 18:29:00 GMT

Finally go to the beach!

Ok, Ive been trying to get to the beach for awhile now. I mean whats the point in living in paradise if I never get to the beach?? Good news thou...I didnt see any sharks!! Oh and I got a tan!! Does m...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:07:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to Me!!!

Today was my birthday, I went out for breakfast & tried to go to the beach. Of course there was no sun & it was only 45 degrees (I did not think that was possible in Florida) It wouldn't...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 16:51:00 GMT

Beach today...

Hopefully theres no rain today so I can play on the beach. Im alittle scared because Im scared of sharks. Wish me luck. Pictures will be up after my trip :)
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:26:00 GMT

It's Raining

It's raining outside & that means I have to stay home today(you don't want me to change color) I guess my next adventure will have to wait
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:38:00 GMT