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HAM

I will make your mouth water and your waist larger

About Me

I used to be a living breathing animal until i was mercilessly slaughtered for consumption by humans. I am at optimal tastiness when glazed. I am also excellent with breakfast sandwiches and omelettes.

My Interests

Clogging arteries, making obese people more obese

I'd like to meet:

Fat people to eat me. Other foods for no strings attached hookups!

Music:

Ham cannot hear

Movies:

Ham would say porky's but the name was deceiving!

Television:

No eyes + no ears = no tv

Books:

Ham cannot read

Heroes:

People who will eat me and enjoy my favorful juices.