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TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links

'Some pig!' muttered Lurvy in a low voice. 'Some pig!' whispered Mr. Zuckerman. They stared and star

About Me

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Welcome To
TOMomma's
Pigtopia of Links

Click around and see
where you wind up . . .
You can click on almost anything ...
There are even some hidden links!
Have fun!!
You Are 100%
Massachusetts

Wicked pissa! Now go down to
Dunkies and celebrate. How Massachusetts Are You?

"I'm a dragon."
"I'm a bunny."

~ Nicolas Cage on Conan O'Brian
discussing the Chinese Zodiac
I Am 94% Thankful
I am an incredibly thankful person,
and everyone around me feels
very appreciated.
I inspire people to be more
optimistic, forgiving, and grateful. How Thankful Are You?
The Multiple
Personalities of Tom

The Tom MySpace Quiz!
Are you a Tom?
Yes
If so, what is your Tom name?
TOMomma
Which is your favorite Tom other than yourself?
I feel like a TOMomma to them all
so it wouldn't be right to choose a favorite.
How long has your page been around?
6 months
Do you only add Toms?
No
Do you hate any other Toms?
No
Are you addicted to getting new friends?
No
Do you post a lot of bulletins?
Yes ~ Mostly Repost
What do you think about Mochaccinos?
Not enough mocha in the ccino.
Are you on MySpace every moment you get?
Is there any other Space to be?
What is the purpose of your page?
To share the Toms of MySpace and Crazy Links!
Have you started any Tom Clubs?
No
Have you made a "Thanks for the Add" picture?
Kinda Sorta
Have you ever whored anybody?
I don't particularly care for the
new use of that word.
I have promoted a few friends.
Have you ever been whored?
I don't know.
Have you ever started any type of club?
No.
Have you ever joined any type of club?
I've joined a few groups.
Do you think Tom is hardcore emo?
That depends on which Tom you're talking about.
Take This Survey or Create Your Own!
Who knew there were so many Toms?
The first one was bad enough...

~ The Chicken Whisperer
Click on your favorite
Tom below to visit!
Tom

Tomtrane
Anti-Gravity
Tom
Cap'n Tom
Sparrow
Cartoon
Tom
Censorship
Tom
Conjoined
Tom
Cool
Tom
Sergeant
Tom Carter
Devo
Tom
Elton
Tom
"Hollywood"
Tom Hogan

Not Tom

HousTom
I Can't Believe
It's Not Tom
Tom's
Evil Twin
Mexican
Tom
Not Simpsons
Tom
Papa Tom
Smurf

Angus-TOM

Salami Tom

Horse Tom
Songs About
Tom

Spider Tom

Tom Ato

Tom

Tom-ato
Today's My
Birthday Tom
Tom Hilfiger
Tom Kutcher
Tom Sawyer
Tom's Dad
Trailer Trash
Tom
Triplicate
Tom
WallMart
Tom
Weird Al
Tom
Alien Tom
Tom Hud
Hobo Tom
Dragonball Tom
Rich Tom!!!
Flamenco Tom
George W. Tom
Hippie Tom

Major Tom
Rabid Tom
Cat

Stud Tom
Teenage Mutant
Ninja Toms
Tom Jefferson
Tom's Mom
Burger Tom
TOMAGOTCHi
PhanTOM
of the
Opera
Spontaneous
Human
Combustion Tom
Jabba
the
Tom

CHinese
TOm
Zorro Tom
Witness
Protection
Tom

Mardi Gras
Tom
Luigi Tom
Meatball Head
Tom and his
Tom Toms
PacTOM
The AntiTom
Bloody Tom

My Interests



William ( A.K.A "B-Brizzle") Browning's blogs are, for the most part, a compilation of short stories and essays, often (but not always) uproariously humorous in nature.

Several themes run throughout his work. Read about the hilarious, but true, antics of his mom, Peggy. Get to know and love all the funny, sometimes heartbreaking, characters he meets and events he experiences while working in a nursing home that he calls "Waiting-To-Die Manor." Enjoy his blogs (basically rants), about how being gay and 53 years old can make dating a real challenge.

Bill began writing his priceless stories to help him deal with losing his mother. He writes of her always with great love and humor. His goal was, and is, to "resurrect" Peggy.

Bill still loves to introduce his wonderful, wacky mom to new people. The unintentional humor of Peggy is a substantial force in Bill's work and will make you laugh out loud.

You will also be intrigued by a unique, honest, and near-voyeuristic glimpse into this marvelous man's life, as well as into a wide range of predicaments he continues to get into, from poignant life-changing milestones to a near-casual, and comic, approach to everyday reality. Bill is beyond amazing.

Readers, you will feel this writer's heart break the moment he first realizes his father, who brought him bags full of books and took him out for ice cream every weekend when he was a boy, was in love with a man--a secret his father carried to his grave.

You will chuckle when he shares with you how he supervised his horrified nephew, a rookie nurse's aide, through a first adult-diaper change for a frisky 90-year-old woman with a spit-showering lisp.

There aren't enough superlatives to describe the total and complete joy that one takes away from reading just one of B-Brizzle's blogs, and no way in a few paragraphs to make clear what a treat this man and his work are.

Please, do yourself a favor and read just one blog. You'll be hooked!

Visit this funny, incredibly talented writer--this gem--at:

www.myspace.com/billbrizzle
or at
www.flycrooked.com

Cleaning Your Computer
Cleaning Your Computer
How To Clean Your Mouse
How To Clean A Sticky Keyboard
Cleaning Laptop Keyboard
Cleaning A Laptop Computer
Jason's Toolbox
The Digital Version
The Popular Mechanics of Spring Cleaning

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty;
to find the best in others;
to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child,
a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier because you lived.
This is to have succeeded.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Susan G. Komen Race For The Cure

The two-color band symbolizes
the unbroken Promise of two sisters
to end breast cancer forever.

Click on the Red Cross To Find Your Local Blood Bank

Please Give Blood

Draw A Pig

Over 1.3 million people have drawn a pig as part of a "personality test" found here . Alas, you have to draw your own pig to get a password to look at all of the others, some of which are considered "Top Oinkers." The connection between the way one draws a pig and one's personality seems rather arbitrary. For example, if your pig faces left, you believe in tradition, but if it faces right, you are innovative. If, like in the above image, your pig faces forward, you are a direct person. Other aspects of personality are supposedly linked to how many legs are showing, how detailed your pig is, the size of the ears and, of course, the length of the tail. The Draw a Pig site was created by the UK-based Communications Group. ~ Brett Mizelle

Save The World
One Click At A Time!


On each of these websites, you can click a button
to support the cause -- each click creates funding,
and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites,
and click once a day!


Click here to post this on your page or 'blog

Women's shelters in the U.S. go through thousands of tampons and pads monthly, and, while agencies generally assist with everyday necessities such as toilet paper, diapers, and clothing, this most basic need is often overlooked. You and I may take our monthly trips down the feminine care aisle for granted, but, for women in shelters, a box of tampons is five dollars they can’t spare. Here’s some good news: you can help us contribute to rectifying this situation by making a virtual donation below!

For each virtual donation, Seventh Generation will send a pack of organic cotton tampons or chlorine-free pads to a shelter in your state. Please click on the Seventh Generation logo to give your virtual donation to the TamPontification project.



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am
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What Kind
Of
Converse
Are You?


I am a
Pink
Converse.

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Pike Place prepares to pig out for centennial celebration
By Stuart Eskenazi
Seattle Times staff reporter


As the fish tossers of Pike Place Fish elicited squeals from passers-by, Pike Place Market's centennial-year celebration officially got under way Tuesday with a news conference, rain shower and sheet cake for the masses.

"One hundred years is a long time, and Pike Place Market not only has survived, it's thrived to be the soul of Seattle," said Carol Binder, executive director of the Market's Preservation & Development Authority. "Everyone in Seattle has a favorite Market experience."

The six-month celebration continues today with the Market's annual rite of spring: volunteers passing out fresh daffodils. This year, 30,000 stems will be distributed in 18 locations throughout downtown, the Chinatown International District, Capitol Hill and the North End.

This summer will mark the return of Pigs on Parade, in which 100 decorated fiberglass pigs will appear throughout downtown in deference to Rachel, the market's bronze piggy bank. The pigs first will be displayed at the Market on June 2, kicking off the annual street festival that weekend. Pigs on Parade last took place in summer 2001.

The 100th-birthday celebration will culminate Aug. 17 with an all-day party featuring an evening concert at Victor Steinbrueck Park and fireworks above the Market's neon clock and sign.

The Market got its start Aug. 17, 1907, as a reaction to retailers raising the price of onions from 10 cents to $1 a pound. Farmers rebelled by setting up their produce wagons on the corner of First Avenue and Pike Street to sell directly to the consumer. About 10,000 shoppers showed up to buy.

Mayor Greg Nickels said the centennial celebration gives the city a chance to look ahead "and start the conversation about what Pike Place Market is going to mean to us in five, 10, 25 and 50 years from now."


Your Vocabulary
Score: A

Congratulations on your
multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite
an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?

The Nurturer
I am very loyal. I am a good listener and I excel at helping others in practical ways.

In my spare time, I enjoy engaging my senses through art, cooking, and music.

I find it easy to be devoted to one person, who I do special things for.

I would make a good interior designer chef, or child psychologist.

What's Your Personality Type?

I Am
Mexican
Food


Spicy yet dependable.
I pull punches,
but people still love me.
What Kind of Food Are You?

My IQ
Is
130


My Logical Intelligence is
Above Average

My Verbal Intelligence is
Exceptional

My Mathematical Intelligence is
Exceptional

My General Knowledge is
Exceptional
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

I am
Green Tea
Pocky


My attitude: natural and zen
Peaceful yet full of life.
Deep and thoughtful.
I'm halfway to tantric bliss!
What Flavor Pocky Are You?

I'd like to meet:

WASHCYCLE
TOM ®
Queen of
Hearts Tom

ButtHead Tom

Tom Vito
Dentist
Tom
Harry Potter
Tom

Invisible Tom

Tom's Girlfriend

Canadian
Tom

Mermaid
Tom

Paris
HilTOM

Rated
T-O-M

Bartender
Tom

Tele
TOMMIES
Jack
In The
Tom

Jack
Tom
Red Power Ranger Tom

TOMond Joy
Toms
Grandma

Ninja Turtle Tom

Trucker Tom
Alien Smacker Tom

Santa Tom

Triscuit Tom
E$E Tom Caveman Tom
Peeping Tomas
Invader Tom
G.I. Tom
Tom Rangers
Snake on a Tom Tomburger

Batman Tom

Mario Tom

Tom-Pikachu
Cross-Eyed
Unibrow Tom

Tom Gerber Baby
Tom
AIM Buddy
Tom
Honey
Tomster
Jewish
Tom
Mexican
Tom
Justom Timberlake©
Tom
Cruise
Whitney HousTom
Jack Bauer
Tom
Tom
Jones
Toman
O'Brian
Stanley Tom
KennyTom
Fried TOMater
Count Tomula
Meat Wad
Tom
Neon
Tom
Crazy Blue
Haired Lazer

Bugged Eyed
Big Mouth Tom Farmer
Tom
Red Bull Tom -TWBâ„¢

Notorious T.O.M
Tom's Sister

tomPod

Jason Tom

Nelson
Tom
Radioactive Destroyer of Worlds Tom

Tomzilla
MySpace Addicted Tom
Tinkerbell
Tom
Ash Ketch
Tom Ketchum

Tom
Tom
Margera
Tom
Underwater
Austom
Fish Head
Tom
Tomstar
Runner Japanese
Tom

King Tom

Tomapillar
Tom Is
A Drunk
Mayor
Tom
Black
Tom
Uncle
Tom
Ninja Turtle
Tom Super
Llama Tom
Tom
Simmons
Tom
Boy
Hydro
Tom
Super
Tom
Red
Tom
Oompa Loompa Tom
Swiper
Tom
Flag Tom
as Spam/Abuse
Tom's Grandpa's
Spirit
Tom A
Claus
Link
Tom
Stripper
Tomm!!
Gangsta
Tom
TOMona
Lisa

Tom DeLuise
TOMISHA
The Farie
College Party
Tom

Tommy Gun

Gay Tom

Frankentom

Jack Tomson

Tom Margera
Elmo Tom
Lamp Tom
Tom Green
Amico di Tom
The Original
SuperTom

Stoner Tom

Tom Skull

Tomfurter

Stoner Tom
The Tom
Reaper
Tomic the
Hedgehog
Tom
Foolery

Tom
Bush

Emo Albino
Tom

Robin
Tom

Dom
Dumb
Blonde Tom
Tom
Sucks
Splinter
Tom
Mexican Eric
Tom

Tron Tom
Poor
HTML Skills
Tom

Toms
Impersonator
Tomis
and
Tomhead
Bike Boy Tomâ„¢

Tom's Liver

Pillsbury TomBoy

TiVo ToM
Tom
Collector
iPod
Tom
Sasquatch
Tom
Tinkerbell
Tom Gay*
Tom
Pope
Tom

Testy Tom
Jessica
Simptom
Tomy The Tiger
Wheaties Tom
Banana Tom
ETom

WonTom

Marlo TOMas

Tommy Tubby
Rocky
Tom
Tom's Blushing
Bride Where's
Tom?
Tom's
Bastard Children

TOMato Ketchup
Mini-Tom
Proactiv
Solution
TOMâ„¢

R2Tom2
Have A Nice Day Tom

Milk Carton
Tom

Tom
Thumb
Piet
Mondrian
Tom
Scooter Boy
Tom
Oompa
Loompa
Tom

Medieval
Tomith

Girly Tom
Gay
Tom
Gay
Tom ;)
Playboy
Bunny
Tom

Queen
Tom
Tom's
Fairy Awesome
Godmother, yo!

Music:


I am

What
Rejected Crayon
Are You?

I
Am A
Starbucks
White Chocolate
Mocha Frappuccino


One of a kind and forward looking,
I am the first to introduce
a wacky new trend to my friends.
And even if my ideas seem weird,
they get adopted pretty quickly.

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

My
Emotional
Intelligence
Quotient
Is 153


50 or less:
Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70:
When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90:
You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110:
You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130:
You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150:
You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+:
Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ?
(Emotional Intelligence Quotient)

"Sometimes it takes a crazy
person to see the truth.
If so, I'm a freaking lunatic!"
~ Stephen Colbert
"And on this show, on this show your voice will be heard... in the form of my voice. 'Cause you're looking at a straight-shooter, America. I tell it like it is. I calls 'em like I sees 'em. I will speak to you in plain simple English."

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness."
"Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, "Hey, that's not a word." Well, anybody who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I wanna say it happened in 1941, that's my right. I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart." ~ Stephen Colbert

Kite Days

A kite, a sky, and a good firm breeze,
And acres of ground away from trees,
And one hundred yards of clean, strong string --
O boy, O boy! I call that Spring!
~ Mark Sawyer

Don't ignore the small things --
the kite flies because of its tail.
~ Hawaiian Proverb

Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly.
~ Lauren Bacall

Pop in here for a good laugh:

Interesting Reading:

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Mike Pinder started the Moody Blues back in 1965 and his great voice and mellotron gave the band a sound that still echoes down rock's hallways.
Decades later the name Pinder is back, this time with Mike's two sons, Matt and Michael Lee, throwing their hats into the rock arena as The Pinder Brothers.

Give a listen to the Pinder Brothers and you'll hear the sounds of pop's past merging into the future: classic '60s pop, the post punk, heady sound of the MTV '80s and the retro pop resurgence of the '90s mix things up the the finest Pinder tradition.

Give a listen!

~ Written by Robert Silverstein
Reviews Editor
20th Century Guitar
www.mwe3.com

Live Your Dreams
Comedy / Pop / Indie

Parodies and Original music,
animation and poems!
Check it out!



Barry Manilow

Stevie Wonder
"Songs
In The
Key Of Life"

Neil Sedaka
Billy Joel
Stevie Wonder
James Taylor
Queen
Raffi
Beach Boys
Weird Al Yankovik
Bette Midler
John Denver
John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Frank Sinatra
Harry Connick, Jr.
Judy Garland
Linda Ronstadt
Norah Jones

Movies:


Fiddler
on the
Roof
The Sound
of Music
The
Shawshank
Redemption
Fried Green
Tomatoes
The
Princess Bride
The Wizard of Oz

Labyrinth

Pirates of the Caribbean
Dead Mans Chest

Willy Wonka
and the
Chocolate Factory

Super Size Me

Television:



Blame Canada!
And Espana!
I'm
Eric Cartman


The
Colbert Report

Deadliest Catch:
Alaskan Crab
Fishing
The
Closer

The West Wing

Bill Nye
The Science Guy

The Late Show With
David Letterman

Morgan Spurlock
30 Days

Boston Legal

Books:



You Scored as Alice.

You're a dreamer with a vivid imagination and the curiosity of a cat (perhaps YOUR cat?). You enjoy nonsense, and prefer it to the real world.

Alice
100%

White Rabbit
75%

The Mad Hatter
50%

Caterpillar
38%

Cheshire Cat
38%

Tweedle Dee & Dum
25%

Queen of Hearts
25%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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Heroes:



Jacques-Yves
Cousteau


I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
~ Martin Luther King Jr.
1929 ~ 1968


Click Below To Meet

Professor Muhammad Yunus,
Founder of the Grameen Bank

My Blog

Tag, You're It!

Tag, You're It!Here are the rules. . .Once you're tagged, you write a blog listing 10 weird random things, little things about you! Little known Acts or Habits about yourself.At the end, choose 10 ot...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

* Happy Mother's Day * ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Why God Made MothersBy the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"And the Lord answered an...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

Dr. Phil's Test ~ I'm a 46 ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Dr. Phil's Test Try this!Below is Dr. Phil's Test. (Dr Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!Read on, this is very interesting!...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

Red Marbles ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Red Marbles Bab's Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

Airline Cabin Announcements ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

TamPontification ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Tampons in Combat ~ by Galen EdwardsHey. Just a quick note to share something that I learned as a guy about tampons. They are GREAT for soldiers. Tampons are individually wrapped, sterile, round, and...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

MySpace Awards Center ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

THIS IS FROM MYSPACE AWARDS CENTER.....Spammy...this is your duty If you are a member of MySpace Awards Center or just someone visiting thru a link, we as a group can take a dent out of the Spam infes...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

Realize The Value Of Time ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Realize the Value of TimeTo realize The value of a sister or a brotherAsk someone who doesn't have one To realizeThe value of ten years:Ask a newlydivorced couple. To realizeThe value of four years:A...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

Pay It Forward ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

Please Keep Posting This As A Reminder To Everyone, TO STOP AND HELP!!(Please Read Below, and then please re-post) I have a mission for YOU, starting today, help at least 3 people out, that are in n...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

Moments In Life ~ TOMomma's Favorite Bulletins

"Moments in Life"There are moments in life when you miss someoneso much that you just want to pick them fromyour dreams and hug them for real!When the door of happiness closes, another opens;but oft...
Posted by TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST