William ( A.K.A "B-Brizzle") Browning's blogs are, for the most part, a compilation of short stories and essays, often (but not always) uproariously humorous in nature.
Several themes run throughout his work. Read about the hilarious, but true, antics of his mom, Peggy. Get to know and love all the funny, sometimes heartbreaking, characters he meets and events he experiences while working in a nursing home that he calls "Waiting-To-Die Manor." Enjoy his blogs (basically rants), about how being gay and 53 years old can make dating a real challenge.
Bill began writing his priceless stories to help him deal with losing his mother. He writes of her always with great love and humor. His goal was, and is, to "resurrect" Peggy.
Bill still loves to introduce his wonderful, wacky mom to new people. The unintentional humor of Peggy is a substantial force in Bill's work and will make you laugh out loud.
You will also be intrigued by a unique, honest, and near-voyeuristic glimpse into this marvelous man's life, as well as into a wide range of predicaments he continues to get into, from poignant life-changing milestones to a near-casual, and comic, approach to everyday reality. Bill is beyond amazing.
Readers, you will feel this writer's heart break the moment he first realizes his father, who brought him bags full of books and took him out for ice cream every weekend when he was a boy, was in love with a man--a secret his father carried to his grave.
You will chuckle when he shares with you how he supervised his horrified nephew, a rookie nurse's aide, through a first adult-diaper change for a frisky 90-year-old woman with a spit-showering lisp.
There aren't enough superlatives to describe the total and complete joy that one takes away from reading just one of B-Brizzle's blogs, and no way in a few paragraphs to make clear what a treat this man and his work are.
Please, do yourself a favor and read just one blog. You'll be hooked!
Visit this funny, incredibly talented writer--this gem--at:
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To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty;
to find the best in others;
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to know even one life has breathed easier because you lived.
This is to have succeeded.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Mike Pinder started the Moody Blues back in 1965 and his great voice and mellotron gave the band a sound that still echoes down rock's hallways.
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