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The master was an old Turtle-- we used to call him Tortoise-- 'Why did you call him Tortoise, if he

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You Are 100%
Massachusetts

Wicked pissa! Now go down to
Dunkies and celebrate. How Massachusetts Are You?
I Am
a
♥ Turtle Cheesecake ♥

Decadent, and over the top... I just go for it!
I dream big and I'm not afraid to follow my dreams.
I am definitely larger than life. What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?
I Am 94% Thankful
I am an incredibly thankful person,
and everyone around me feels
very appreciated.
I inspire people to be more
optimistic, forgiving, and grateful. How Thankful Are You?
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The Glory of Garlic
July 27th - 29th signifies the Annual Gilroy Garlic Festival - now in it's 29th year. The festival is a cele- bration of everything garlic including their legendary garlic ice cream as well as many other smelly culinary delights. There's even a "Queen of Garlic" beauty pageant. According to the site, the women are judged on their personal talent, evening gown and their garlic speech!
♥ Gilroy Garlic Festival ♥ The Garlic Store ♥ Garlic Recipes ♥ Garlic Central ♥ Garlic Planting ♥ Garlic World ♥ Garlic ♥ Garlic Gear ♥ The Garlic Lovers' Cookbook ♥

My Interests


TOMomma's Pigtopia of Links has moved.
The Pigtopia of Links is now located at:

www.myspace.com/
greatbigtomommahugs
Please pop in when you get a chance.
View, or visit with, over 200 members of
Tom's "extended family", the TomPosters.
You can also give Tom a make-over
with the "Draw on Tom" feature.
Click on the many links available
and discover where you wind up!
Please request an "Add." We are always looking
forward to meeting new and interesting friends.

Great Big TOMomma Hugs!!

William ( a.k.a. "B-Brizzle") Browning's blogs are, for the most part, a compilation of short stories and essays, often (but not always) uproariously humorous in nature.

Several themes run throughout his work. Read about the hilarious, but true, antics of his mom, Peggy. Get to know and love all the funny, sometimes heartbreaking, characters he meets and events he experiences while working in a nursing home that he calls "Waiting-To-Die Manor." Enjoy his blogs (basically rants), about how being gay and 53 years old can make dating a real challenge.

Bill began writing his priceless stories to help him deal with losing his mother. He writes of her always with great love and humor. His goal was, and is, to "resurrect" Peggy.

Bill still loves to introduce his wonderful, wacky mom to new people. The unintentional humor of Peggy is a substantial force in Bill's work and will make you laugh out loud.

You will also be intrigued by a unique, honest, and near-voyeuristic glimpse into this marvelous man's life, as well as into a wide range of predicaments he continues to get into, from poignant life-changing milestones to a near-casual, and comic, approach to everyday reality. Bill is beyond amazing.

Readers, you will feel this writer's heart break the moment he first realizes his father, who brought him bags full of books and took him out for ice cream every weekend when he was a boy, was in love with a man--a secret his father carried to his grave.

You will chuckle when he shares with you how he supervised his horrified nephew, a rookie nurse's aide, through a first adult-diaper change for a frisky 90-year-old woman with a spit-showering lisp.

There aren't enough superlatives to describe the total and complete joy that one takes away from reading just one of B-Brizzle's blogs, and no way in a few paragraphs to make clear what a treat this man and his work are.

Please, do yourself a favor and read just one blog. You'll be hooked!

Visit this funny, incredibly talented writer--this gem--at:

www.myspace.com/billbrizzle
or at
bbrizzle.typepad.com

Arnold & Mary
If you're having a bad day and don't know what to do about it; visit this inventive couple and find out their solution.

This is guaranteed to put a smile back on your face. Just click their picture and prepare for the ride.

It is my great pleasure to feature these two wild and crazy kids... please click over to meet:

Arnold & Mary


"The Killer Turtle"

Cleaning Your Computer
Cleaning Your Computer
How To Clean Your Mouse
How To Clean A Sticky Keyboard
Cleaning Laptop Keyboard
Cleaning A Laptop Computer
Jason's Toolbox
The Digital Version
The Popular Mechanics of Spring Cleaning

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty;
to find the best in others;
to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child,
a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier because you lived.
This is to have succeeded.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"My very first pet was a turtle!
He was so cute, his name was Jackie."
~ Jitterie Loves Pink!


"Live each day like it's your birthday!" ~ jona ♥♥

"You crack my shit up gurl!!!!" ~ ♥Karen ♥


"WooHoo! I knew you were my evil twin.
I raise TURTLES!!" ~ The Suede Giraffe

"Turtletopia? What happened to the pigs? Lol,"
~ Sherry

Susan G. Komen Race For The Cure

The two-color band symbolizes
the unbroken Promise of two sisters
to end breast cancer forever.

Save The World
One Click At A Time!


On each of these websites, you can click a button
to support the cause -- each click creates funding,
and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites,
and click once a day!


Click here to post this on your page or 'blog

Women's shelters in the U.S. go through thousands of tampons and pads monthly, and, while agencies generally assist with everyday necessities such as toilet paper, diapers, and clothing, this most basic need is often overlooked. You and I may take our monthly trips down the feminine care aisle for granted, but, for women in shelters, a box of tampons is five dollars they can’t spare. Here’s some good news: you can help us contribute to rectifying this situation by making a virtual donation below!

For each virtual donation, Seventh Generation will send a pack of organic cotton tampons or chlorine-free pads to a shelter in your state. Please click on the Seventh Generation logo to give your virtual donation to the TamPontification project.



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What Famous Leader Are You?
Personality tests by similarminds.com

I
am
Golde!

Take the
"Fiddler on the Roof"
quiz at
ChaiSpace.com

What Kind
Of
Converse
Are You?


I am a
Pink
Converse.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com
the World's Biggest Yearbook!


Your Vocabulary
Score: A

Congratulations on your
multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite
an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?

The Nurturer
I am very loyal. I am a good listener and I excel at helping others in practical ways.

In my spare time, I enjoy engaging my senses through art, cooking, and music.

I find it easy to be devoted to one person, who I do special things for.

I would make a good interior designer chef, or child psychologist.

What's Your Personality Type?

I Am
Mexican
Food


Spicy yet dependable.
I pull punches,
but people still love me.
What Kind of Food Are You?

My IQ
Is
130


My Logical Intelligence is
Above Average

My Verbal Intelligence is
Exceptional

My Mathematical Intelligence is
Exceptional

My General Knowledge is
Exceptional
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

I am
Green Tea
Pocky


My attitude: natural and zen
Peaceful yet full of life.
Deep and thoughtful.
I'm halfway to tantric bliss!
What Flavor Pocky Are You?

I'd like to meet:



Music:


I am

What
Rejected Crayon
Are You?

I
Am A
Starbucks
White Chocolate
Mocha Frappuccino


One of a kind and forward looking,
I am the first to introduce
a wacky new trend to my friends.
And even if my ideas seem weird,
they get adopted pretty quickly.

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

My
Emotional
Intelligence
Quotient
Is 153


50 or less:
Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70:
When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90:
You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110:
You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130:
You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150:
You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+:
Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ?
(Emotional Intelligence Quotient)

What My Favorite Color
♥ Green ♥
Says About Me:

♥ Balanced ♥ Relaxed ♥ Flexible ♥
♥ Compassionate ♥ Philosophical ♥ Humble ♥
♥ Loyal ♥ Inventive ♥ Unique ♥ What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?

My Inner Color
is
♥ Blue ♥


♥ My Personality ♥
My natural warmth and intuition nurtures
those around me. I am accepting and
always follow my heart.

♥ Love ♥
Relationships are my top priority,
and this includes love.
I am most happy when I am serious with someone.

♥ My Career ♥
I need to help others in my job to feel satistifed. I would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What's Your Inner Color?

I am
a
♥ Grilled Cheese ♥
Sandwich


I am a traditional person with very simple tastes.
In my opinion, the best things in life are
free, easy, and fun.
I totally go with the flow.
I enjoy every minute of it!

♥ My Best Friend: ♥
The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

♥ My Mortal Enemy: ♥
The Ham Sandwich What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

"Sometimes it takes a crazy
person to see the truth.
If so, I'm a freaking lunatic!"
~ Stephen Colbert ..
"And on this show, on this show your voice will be heard... in the form of my voice. 'Cause you're looking at a straight-shooter, America. I tell it like it is. I calls 'em like I sees 'em. I will speak to you in plain simple English."

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness."
"Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, "Hey, that's not a word." Well, anybody who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I wanna say it happened in 1941, that's my right. I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart." ~ Stephen Colbert

Pop in here for a good laugh:

Interesting Reading:

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Mike Pinder started the Moody Blues back in 1965 and his great voice and mellotron gave the band a sound that still echoes down rock's hallways.
Decades later the name Pinder is back, this time with Mike's two sons, Matt and Michael Lee, throwing their hats into the rock arena as The Pinder Brothers.

Give a listen to the Pinder Brothers and you'll hear the sounds of pop's past merging into the future: classic '60s pop, the post punk, heady sound of the MTV '80s and the retro pop resurgence of the '90s mix things up the the finest Pinder tradition.

Give a listen!

~ Written by Robert Silverstein
Reviews Editor
20th Century Guitar
www.mwe3.com

Live Your Dreams
Comedy / Pop / Indie

Parodies and Original music,
animation and poems!
Check it out!



Barry Manilow

Stevie Wonder
"Songs
In The
Key Of Life"

Neil Sedaka
Billy Joel
Stevie Wonder
James Taylor
Queen
Raffi
Beach Boys
Weird Al Yankovik
Bette Midler
John Denver
John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Frank Sinatra
Harry Connick, Jr.
Judy Garland
Linda Ronstadt
Norah Jones

Movies:


Fiddler
on the
Roof
The Sound
of Music
The
Shawshank
Redemption
Fried Green
Tomatoes
The
Princess Bride
The Wizard of Oz

Labyrinth

Pirates of the Caribbean
Dead Mans Chest

Willy Wonka
and the
Chocolate Factory

Super Size Me

Television:


The
Colbert Report

Deadliest Catch:
Alaskan Crab
Fishing
The
Closer

The West Wing

Bill Nye
The Science Guy

The Late Show With
David Letterman

Morgan Spurlock
30 Days

Boston Legal

Books:



You Scored as Alice.

You're a dreamer with a vivid imagination and the curiosity of a cat (perhaps YOUR cat?). You enjoy nonsense, and prefer it to the real world.

Alice
100%

White Rabbit
75%

The Mad Hatter
50%

Caterpillar
38%

Cheshire Cat
38%

Tweedle Dee & Dum
25%

Queen of Hearts
25%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
created with
QuizFarm.com

@ Amazon.com


Heroes:



Jacques-Yves
Cousteau


I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
~ Martin Luther King Jr.
1929 ~ 1968


Click Below To Meet

Professor Muhammad Yunus,
Founder of the Grameen Bank

My Blog

Pumpkin Parade

Welcome toMomma'sHalloweenPumpkin Parade!(Psssst... is your cursor on a link?) Every Pumpkin is Clickable!!Click on everything!You may find afun hidden link!!Have A Great Time!! ...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

Its My Crap!!

Mark's the Real Crap, Man!He's the new "Tom"... except he's better!"I coded itsmycrap in two weeks from scratch. Beat that." ~ Mark, The Wizard of Crapa load ofC. R. A. P. Click on the "Cr...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

Oh Lawdy... Not Judi... She would never... BRIZZLE!!

Here are the rules:First, post the rules. Next, you must write a blog stating 10 things you wish to accomplish in your lifetime, in no certain order. Then, below your blog, list 10 people you wish to ...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

Get LICd ~ *click pictures for links*

906 B Grant Ave. Novato, CA 94945( 415 ) 892-7400If you can dream it, we can build it...justin.tv/licmotorsportsLIC Motorsports is a Subaru automotive shop based in Novato, CA.Owner, Adam Levy, starte...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST

The Best Way To Approach Life is With Humor

William (a.k.a. "B-Brizzle") Browning's blogs are, for the most part, a compilation of short stories and essays, often (but not always) uproariously humorous in nature.Several themes run throughout hi...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

We Are Family

My MySpace Family Choose which family member you are and leave it as a comment below. You can also go into further character issues/flaws/perfections your character may possess.Please feel free to po...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

justin.tv

I just love this site called "justin.tv" It's so addictive! There are several "Life Casters" to choose from. They have a webcam and laptop. When you view their site, you will see their video feed...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:49:00 PST

How I Got My Harry Potter Book

Burningbird How I Got My Harry Potter BookBy Shelley PowersIt was late Friday night, and I had just gone down to feed the cat before getting ready for bed when I noticed the light that shines through...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

Quality in Blogging

Thank You Ramsey! ...
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Memories of Us

Memories of UsLeave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you....
Posted by Momma's Turtletopia of Links on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST