Guess how many JellyBeans are in the jar. |
Ah man can't i just have some?
Posted by Chester Copperpot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How do you shoot women and children? |
Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much. Duh
Posted by Chester Copperpot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. |
THEN YOU CATCH THE EARLY FLIGHT HOME FROM SAN DIEGO AND A COUPLE OF NAKED PEOPLE JUMP OUT OF THE CLOSET LIKE A GOD DAMN MAGIC SHOW READY TO TAG TEAM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Posted by Chester Copperpot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MR. MITCH HEADBERG |
I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I JUST KNOW A GIRL WHO WOULD BE REALY UPSET TO HEAR ME SAY THAT.
Posted by Chester Copperpot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TYLENOL |
TYLENOL PM MAKES ME WANT TOGO TO BED. YES I KNOW ITS 0903
Posted by Chester Copperpot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
