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About Me

I'm the Brass Pig. Oink Oink. A little over 12 years ago, my best friend got married. His new wife didn't like me sharing their one bedroom condo. She kept stubbing her toe on me. It's not my fault that biatch is so clumsy! Oink Oink. So what did she do? She sent me to live with my Buddy's sister. He wanted to get me back but his wife said, "No way... I hate that pig!" Being a newlywed, my Buddy wanted to make his wife happy. After the honeymoon wore off, my Buddy told his sister he wanted me back. Oink Oink. His sister said that I belonged to HER now. Then one day, my Buddy broke into his sister's house and stole me back. This started a whole chain of pignapping. I was pignapped back and forth several times over the next few years. I finally ended up at my Buddy's sister's house when she moved to Phoenix. What the oink?! I'm BRASS! Do you know how hot brass gets?? Oink oink. Well, I could take no more of all the back & forth pignapping. And I got sick of the heat. So I took off on my own and here I am, living my life on the run. I can't say where I am in case one of those two nuts find me! Oink.
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My Interests

Drinking beer, relaxing in the mud while drinking beer, eating slop while drinking beer, watching the Arkansas Razorbacks while drinking beer, writing poetry while drinking beer, traveling to get more beer and riding my Harley while sober (of course-- wouldn't want to wreck my "baby").
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I'd like to meet:

Living a life on the run and inhognito gets very lonely. I'd like to meet people who won't blow my cover. Celebrities I'd like to meet are: Porky Pig, The Brick-Layer Pig and his two brothers, Old McDonald, Miss Piggy-- she's HOT. Tom, Tom the Piper's Son so I can kick his scrawny butt!

Music:

The Moss Piglets. "Just a Pigilo" by David Lee Hog, "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen. Most music except opera, hip-hop and rap.

Movies:

Porky's, Babe in the City, any Muppet movie with Miss Piggy, Piglet's Big Movie, Easy Rider.

Television:

LOST, Cops, Dukes of Hazard, Without a Trace, Animal Planet, most shows except the ones on the Cooking Channel

Books:

Animal Farm by George Orwell, Charlotte's Web by EB White, This Little Piggie went to the Market and Other Myths by Ima Pigg, How to be Lost by Amanda Eyre Ward, Living High on the Hog by Su-eee Orman.
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My Blog

Sexy, Brassy & Out of Control

Some of my friends have been wondering why I haven't added a new Hog Blog lately. Believe it or not, I got myself a job! Growing up as the heir to Bacon Bits, I've never had to get ...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

Don't Get Arrested in Mexico

I have to admit, while I'm a brass pig with above average intelligence, I haven't figured out a way to stay out of trouble when I go to Mexico. In my last Hog Blog, I told how I got drunk and fo...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST

What a Week!

I've been away from MySpace for a while. It's not that I don't like it here- I do. It's the only way I can connect with others. As I've said before, it's a hard life, being a pig on the run. Here'...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Back on the Run

Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I'm may not be able to connect with you all for the next couple days. Even though it's Turkey Day coming up, the Honey Baked Ham people&nbs...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

They Paved Paradise and It's MY Fault! Oink!

As I mentioned in my last Hog Blog, I was thinking about heading out of town. The more I started thinking about the Pork Eater and seeing the guy who looked like my former owner, the more freaked out ...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

What happened to my Hog Blogs?

Hi There Friends... if you have been reading my Hog Blogs and are wondering where they went, I removed them. I'm not the kind of pig who opens up to others very easily. It was just too personal and ...
Posted by The Brass Pig on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST