I like being a luncheon meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I like quick snacks and camping. I like pork shoulders and mechanically seperated chicken. I am also interested in haiku's about me.Pink tender morsel, Glistening with salty gel. What the hell is it?Oh, Horatio! Forthwith, whence goeth my SPAM? Claudius ate it.Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat Give me a spork, pleaseTap the can of SPAM: Woosh! Woosh! Inward rush of air: Flatulence reversed.The leaves have turned brown Like the SPAM I bought in June Autumn has arrived
Jay C. Hormel, my creator. I'd also like to meet anyone that loves me, and other high-quality processed foods. Contrary to popular belief, Elvis loved SPAM and peanut butter sandwhiches.
I love all types of music, anything that gets my can thumping.
Action-adventure, WWII movies, just about anything that reaches the big and small screens.
I don't watch too much television as I'm too busy being eaten by my fans.
Wyman, Carol. Spam: A Biography. San Diego: Harcourt, Brace & Co., 1999.
Potted ham, sardines and other canned foods.