Beast of Bray Road

Hey dudes! Some call me the beast of Bray Road, but you can just call me "B" for short. Don't believe all the stories that you have heard about me, I am actually a peaceful creature. I live in the woods of a small Wisconsin town called Elkhorn. I have a nice little den right off of Bray Rd. I am not a killer, I normally just come out at night to eat road kill. I like to think that I am doing the town a favor by keeping the streets clean of all the yummy dead animals! I will only threaten a human if they bother me while I am eating. It's my roadkill dammit, I am not sharing! Go find your own! Don't listen to that lady that said I jumped on her car, I was just trying to return the wallet that she dropped! (stupid bitch) I don't know why all these cryptology dudes keep looking for me, I just want to be left alone! Some call me a werewolf but that's not true. Werewolves are humans who turn into monsters during a full moon. I am in touch with my canine side 24/7! People are still trying to figure out just what I am, and I have heard some pretty outrageous stories! The last one I heard was that I was some scientific experiment that got loose. My god get a life people! If you want to hear the true story, one night back in 1984, some drunk homeless guy had sex with a wolf in heat. My mom gave birth to a litter of four. My brothers and sisters all moved away and now live in Minnesota, Illinois, and Michigan. I decided to join myspace so that I could tell my side of the story, so I killed some guy and stole his laptop ....um, I meant this guy GAVE me his computer because I was so nice and friendly to him! hehe