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Soy Sauce

POUR GENTLY,
DO NOT SHAKE!

About Me

I am an ordinary bottle of soy sauce. I am also an all-purpose seasoning.
I'm brewed naturally.
In my spare time, I like to be poured on all kinds of food. I am especially delicious on Asian food.

IF YOU LEAVE ME SPAM COMMENTS, I WILL BLOCK YOU.
NO, I DON'T NEED PENIS PILLS. I DON'T HAVE A PENIS.
IF YOU LEAVE ME A COMMENT THAT STRETCHES OUT MY MARGINS, I'LL DELETE IT.

My Interests

Almonds, Apples, Apricots, Asparagus, Avocados, Bananas, Barley, Basil, Beef, lean organic, Beets, Bell peppers, Black beans, black pepper, Blackstrap molasses, Blueberries, Broccoli, Brown rice, Brussels sprouts, Buckwheat, Cabbage, Calf's liver, Cane juice, Cantaloupe, Carrots, Cashews, Cauliflower, Cayenne pepper, Celery, Cheese, Chicken, Chili pepper, Cilantro/Coriander seeds, Cinnamon, Cloves, Cod, Collard greens, Corn, Cranberries, Cucumbers, Cumin seeds, Dill, Dried peas, Eggplant, Eggs, Fennel, Figs, Flaxseeds, Garbanzo beans, Garlic, Ginger, Grapefruit, Grapes, Green beans, Green peas, Green tea, Halibut, Honey, Kale, Kidney beans, Kiwifruit, Lamb, Leeks, Lemon/Limes, Lentils, Lima beans, Maple syrup, Milk, Millet, Miso, Mushrooms, Mushrooms, Mustard greens, Mustard seeds, Navy beans, Oats, Olive oil, Olives, Onions, Oranges, Oregano, Papaya, Parsley, Peanuts, Pears, Peppermint, Pineapple, Pinto beans, Plums, Potatoes, Prunes, Pumpkin seeds, Quinoa, Raisins, Raspberries, Romaine lettuce, Rosemary, Rye, Sage, Salmon, Sardines, Scallops, Sea vegetables, Sesame seeds, Shrimp, Snapper, Soybeans, Spelt, Spinach, Squash, Strawberries, Sunflower seeds, Sushi, Sweet potatoes, Swiss chard, Tempeh, Thyme, Tofu, Tomatoes, Tuna, Turkey, Turmeric, Turnip greens, Venison, Walnuts, Water, Watermelon, Whole wheat, Yams, Yogurt

I'd like to meet:

WHITE RICE!

Music:

Barenaked Ladies.

Movies:

Kung Fu.

Television:

Cooking shows.

Heroes:

FORTUNE COOKIE!