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About Me


Overall... I'm not cool, popular, famous, talented or anything like that. I'm nothing special. In fact, I'm a NOBODY. But you know what? Nobody is perfect. So I guess you could say that I'm totally perfect. I'm perfect, even when I'm nothing. What's better than the perfect person? Nothing. And since I'm nothing... I'm better than my perfection. Its so nice to be nobody and nothing. Yet even in all my perfection surpassing, I remain ordinary. So much of an ordinary person, so much ordinariness possessed, that I have extra. Call me extraordinary. Yeah that about sums it up. Haha! Yeah right.
I’m kidding, I'm just a normal guy. Except for... I'm totally not normal. Normally that might be abnormal, but abnormality normally carries a bad connotation. Normally a normal person would say they’re Unique, but normally that carries a good connotation. I would say, I’m just different… or rather, a combination of abnormal, unique, and different. I would try to be normal, but it’s just too hard. The word normal sounds funny. I haven't decided yet whether this normally different unique abnormality is a good thing or not. But I think that basically everyone is abnormally different in some unique way, so that is normal. If you think that you are "normal" then you are actually different. So I think that I'm normal in my abnormally different and unique ways, but not normal in the normal sense of "normal" no matter how different that is. What I'm saying is... I am just a normal guy.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


Another NOBODY! Or a NOTHING. Or a Nobody who is Nothing! What the hell, I would even like to meet someone who is Someone and Everything! I welcome nothingness and everythingness of no one at all and everyone at the same time (or even at different times)! I welcome the opportunity to learn from the flaws of the Nobody even though they don't exist, and learn from the flaws of the Someone even though they are perfect. So I suppose I should meet the un-you, so that you do have flaws to learn from, since apparently it's impossible for you to have any flaws...

But only if you are normal.

Watch this ish... still fuckin siiiick!

My Blog

Best Feeling in the World

In my attempt to explore the meaning of life, I have discovered that "pleasure" plays a large roll in daily life as well as long-term pursuits. Therefore, it's only logical that I tried to list the pl...
Posted by J on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

Birthday Pictures

Unfortunately it was that time of year again, Mel's birthday, my birthday, and Andy's birthday. I thought that it would be a good idea to take a picture at every shot that was umm... shot. I didn't 'c...
Posted by J on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST

NYC and Halloween pics

Of course when I get to meet Kelly Ripa, Katie Couric, and party with a bunch of hot super-models, my fucking digi camera goes to shit. How fitting. (and Regis, Matt Lauer, Al Roker, blah blah but who...
Posted by J on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:21:00 PST

Hev n Hell

Heaven and Hell: Part 1I admit I cant anticipate the end of the road.As an introvert, maybe spontaneously implode.Dont claim to know the post-physical erode.Brain limited by stimulating electrodes.S...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gone for a lil while... (updated 8/26/05)

Hey everyone.  Well, grandma finally passed away earlier this week after a long struggle.  I will be on the big island to pay my respects and be with my family.  Won't be logging on for...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Job& security

I'm at a bank interviewing with some type of manager, but its obvious she's managing everything but her anger. Cuz she trys to tell me about the current trends in real estate, but she can't even te...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Move... get out da way

Don't you just hate it when a guy says 'bitch' like real nonchalant with that monotone pitch. But there are some out there, which one is which? Lemme explain the small bitch niche. A lady is a l...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Direction: March 15

We are all trying to get somewhere But sometimes were scared because we may end up the only one there You dont even know if youre able, let alone willing You set measurable, attainable goals so ...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sedimentary is Elementary: March 8

What is the problem with wanting to settle? Even though you naturally wanna shake it up and mettle. To settle... what does that really mean? Nothing else in your life is straight and clean. Oh wha...
Posted by J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST