Zeke - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Zeke. I am a 4 year-old Boxer. I intimidate people with my rowdy nature but all I really want to do is jump all over them and give them kisses.

My Interests

Beggin' strips. The pretzel dance. Running away for weeks. Humpin' mad bitches. Hogging the bed. Jumping on the company. Tug of war. Playing keep away from the humans. Digging tampons out of the trash. Pretending that I am a lap dog.

I'd like to meet:

Thick females to rumble in the woods with. Pit-bulls, please. Two-leggers who will love me as much as I love them.

I have lots of beautiful friends!

Human #1

Human #2

Human #3

Crush #1

Crush #2

Crush #3

Crush #4

Crush #5

Crush #6

Crush #7

Crush #8

Crush #9

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Music:

Definitely not Creed.

Movies:

Homeward Bound.

Television:

I'd rather go play outside.

Books:

Cujo.

Heroes:

Brian Griffin.. and my lovely two-legged family!

My Blog

banned...

So I've been banned from the computer. I got caught looking at "inappropriate" material. Isn't that what the Internet is really for? Don't they realize that I can see them looking at it too? Needless...
Posted by Zeke on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:08:00 PST

humans can be weird

woofwoof, zeke here. i got this message from a user. angela, my dear, i am a dog. as sexy as you may think you are, i am really not interested. you are one sick sick puppy (pun semi-intended) love ...
Posted by Zeke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST