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About Me

My name is Gertrude, but you can call me Gertie a.k.a. Lil' Miss Destructo, a.k.a. Dirty Gertie, a.k.a. Dirt McGert, a.k.a,...The Debil.Big-lipped dogs rule (a.k.a. smushed faced dogs, etc.)!! Me and Chopper, my big boxer brother, are the founders of the Big-Lipped Dog Army. Always accepting members.....our motto: DROOL, IT'S F'ING COOL!!!!

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My Interests

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Dogs and cats and various. :D Dogs RULE!! :D

My Blog

Carol Lynn Paintings

A really cool lady did a really cool painting of me! Check out my new profile pic and definitely check out Carol Lynn's page. All her paintings are heartwarming! Love, Gertie
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:08:00 GMT

My mom....is so not my friend.

I can't believe she made me wear these bootie's......I'm totally gonna DANCE THEM OFF!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:26:00 GMT

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

YEAH!!!LEON ATE MY HAT! YEAH!!!!WE PLAY! YEAH!!!!!!I LOVE YOU!!!! YEAH!!!!!OMG! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!MORE PLAY!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:11:00 GMT

Introducing Leonard a.k.a. LEON

My Pop woke me up last week and said we were going for a truck ride...WHOO HOO!!! But then, my Ma jumps in the truck a few minutes later and I'm like WTF?! and we go to this place where there are a bu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:30:00 GMT

VACATION

I went on a fabulous vacation with my family and my Ma made me sit on this crazy chair for a pretty picture:CAN I GO JUMP IN THE POND NOW??!?!
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:01:00 GMT

My CRICKET

This is my favorite favorite toy. My mom just bought it a few days ago, but I won't go anywhere without it.  I've already torn a leg off and my ma sewed it back on and I cried until I got it back...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 19:32:00 GMT

Halloween Destruction "Lite"

My Ma dressed up like "Pinchy-the-Lobster" from The Simpsons a few years ago for Halloween and the Lobster Antenna's she made looked like they would be fun to DESTROY!!! Dad dressed as Tater Tot, Ma ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:15:00 GMT

Lil' Miss Destructo - Part III

I HATE THE PHONE I HATE THE PHONE I HATE THE PHONE.-Gertie (For those of you who have spoken with me on the phone...you know how much Gertie hates it-barky barky barky! On Mother's Day last year...she...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:35:00 GMT

Lil' Miss Destructo - Part II

I had an old spare fritzy computer that I was going to reformat.  It had been in the closet for a while, so I got it out and put it in the livingroom to work on when I got home from work. I...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:03:00 GMT

Lil' Miss Destructo - Part I

When I was seven months old, I found something astonishing in the hallway - a gigantic container of new toilet paper -- 42 frickin rolls!! I was VERY curious...and, one thing led to another and I gutt...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 21:43:00 GMT