Booty Call Etiquette |
It's time to check your ideas of morality and emotional involvement at the door because today we're talking about a little thing called the Booty Call.You probably won't find the term Booty Call in th...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:52:00 PST |
A Tribute to Herbert---(Creepy Old Man From Family Guy) |
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Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST |
How to Determine the Gender of Your Date |
* Look at her (or his) hand. Compare the length of your date's fourth and second fingers. Most men have ring fingers that are conspicuously longer than their index fingers, whereas most women have rin...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST |
Create a sex consent form for a man to sign: |
Kissing Consent to mouth-to-mouth kissing Yes No If yes, what kind: closed mouth kissing open-mouthed kissing with lips open-mouthed kissing with tongue light biting/nibbling heavy biting/nibbli...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Defensive Dating |
HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER1. Watch for the following:* A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties* Obsession with fire or matches* Cruelty to animals* History of bed-wetting* S...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST |
Oh The Bunny!!!! |
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
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Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST |
Can One Become A Classy Whore???? |
This question kept running thru my head all day. No really, one has to say that unless you have the aspiring dream to become a nun or the new Pope&.oh wait that position just got filled. Sorry, we'll ...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST |
Beware....This Is MY YEAR!!!!!!! |
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms o...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST |
PSA of the Day.... |
Smoking is BAD for you kids....But it looks SEXY in pictures. hahahahahaahahahaha---screw it---hahahahahaahahahah ...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST |
Viva L.A. (Pic of the Day) |
So those who know or Don't know me....thanks to K.Sparkle I have a RED Stripper pole in my Living room. Its a Great conversation starter......and everyone has to take a pic by it (HOUSE RULES).The 2nd...
Posted by The Devil's New Wife ® on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST |
