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About Me

ALANA EVANS AVN AWARD WINNER!!! BEST SOLO SEX SCENE- CORRUPTION- SEX-Z!!!!!..I'm your naughty girl next door turned porn star. I've been in the business for a few years and I love it! I came to my space because of my friends so I'm looking forward to having some fun. I'm living a crazylife here in beautiful LA... you can find me here or at a few of my other favorite spots.....www.alanaevans.com.......http://groups.yahoo.com/g roup/alanaevans420club/ Always Nasty, Alana

My Interests

I love to cook, eat, smoke dank, take hot baths, sun bathe naked, skateboard...surf...dance...strip...and ....makin' movies baby! I like hot guys with boy bodies, muscle heads, and I love metro men... it's all good to be a pretty boy:) I love MYSPACE. I have a lot of fun here meeting new people:)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet John Cena...I'm a big WWE fan...and I'd like to smoke out with Snoop Dogg. I love meeting my fans so be sure to come out when I visit a town near you!

My Rad Friends!!
I have Millions friends.

Chris Evans "My Daddy"

PickEmYoung!!

Adam!!!

Angel!!!!

Ivan!!!

Tea Daddy!!!

System Of A Down!!!

VORTECH!!!

Rick Hawk!!!!

Jason!!!

Playboy Radio!!!

Steve!!!!

A.V.N.!!!!

Brian!!!

Kylie!!!

Paris!!!!

CORRUPTION!!!

August!!!!

Jesse!!!

Nat!!!

Kirsten!!!!

Cinder Road!!!!

Mister11th!!!

Stormy!!!

Music:

System of a down is my favorite, along with Chris Daughtry, Ratt, Lil Wayne, I love HEART and lots of old school rock. Check out newcomers Cinder Road (myspace.com/cinderroad ...80's music mixed with house is awesome too. Anything that makes me want to grind:)

Movies:

CORRUPTION! Harold and Kumar live in my DVD player! CLERKS, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the Transporter ( for dirty men!!!), Dazed and Confused, KIDS, Scarface, and Casino... and porno...

Television:

Naughty Amateur Home Videos, The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, and Ren and Stimpy....Love MTV! I'm an American Idol fan...yes...I'm a dork. I also really like watching I LOVE NEW YORK! She's the shit!

Books:

A is for Alibi...mystery series from Sue Grafton, books about serial Killers, The Zodiac, Alice in Wonderland....the dictionary...it's pretty cool.

Heroes:

Paris Hilton....the most famous pornstar in the world!!!! My mom... for having the guts to spit me out... literally... may she RIP

My Blog

A&E's and Gene Simmon's Family Jewels May 6

Hey all my super rad friends! Tonight one of my favorite shows will air a very special episode... Gene and friends visit this years AEE and AVN Awards show:) We spent lots of quality time with t...
Posted by Alana on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Coming to San Francisco!!!! May 24, 25, 26 Memorial Day Weekend

I am finally dancing my way back to the Bay! I will be feature dancing at one of San Francisco's hottest and naughtiest clubs, the Crazy Horse! With a total of 8 shows over 3 days, there's plenty of A...
Posted by Alana on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

jumping back into the trenches

that's right... this little porn soldier has decided to jump back into the trenches of porn warfare... the battle for the best blow job skills or the best booty... I realized I'm not ready to slow dow...
Posted by Alana on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Pick' Em Young

The wait is almost over! CreamWorksFilms and CDI Distributers is very pleased to announce that Pick' Em Young #1 is about to be released. You will be able to order your copy or pick it up ...
Posted by Alana on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

fuck mustangs?

hey my mustang lovers.... this jerk sent me a lame message...probably the only thing he could think of to actually get my attention... it simply was titled fuck mustangs...then he said that's all he h...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST

I did the most perverted thing today...

I actually went to work today. I haven't been filming for others too much lately because I've been focusing on my own projects. Today I was Goddess Alana and I shot for DeviantDavid.com It was hot. Im...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST

it's ladies night

Well, I had a reason to rip one for the guys...so tonight I'm switching soap boxes...but I'll keep this one simple.... Guys...ever gotten tired of the ass your banging? Tired of the shit they talk?&nb...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

the games boys play

There are often things that happen that cause me to wonder where our world is headed. Ever since I was a little girl, it was forced into my brain to always be careful...to always look both ways....
Posted by Alana on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

Rolling...in my 4.6

Back in May I did the craziest thing ever. I went over to Galpin and bought that beautiful Blush Mustang GT Convertible. She is the first new car I've ever bought. It was pretty scary but ...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

ketchup

It's seems like my world has been so crazy. I'm trying to catch up on things and realize I've neglected my blog. I've been working, dancing, shooting, and talking....talking on the phone.....
Posted by Alana on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST