Anything Exciting! (Well, almost Anything) Love Amusement Parks, Roller Coasters, Adventure Trails, Zoos, Travel (Las Vegas/Dallas), Beaches, Photography and Music! Michael and I share a sincere interest in the welfare of Big Cats and all Domestic Pets, and hope to someday open our own Rescue Ranch. Together we enjoy Music, Movies, Sushi (at Yama Taiyo in Palm Harbor), Hot Tubs, Board Games, Video Games, Watching Sports (I'm a Redskins fan, he's an Eagles fan), Relaxing when we're not working and paying constant attention to our cats. Socially, we're not really 'nightclub' people since we've spent most of our married lives together working in the industry .. We're more into 'pleasant dining out' and perhaps some after-dinner conversation (or 'fun') at home. Sexually, we have experienced quite a lot together .. We would love to re-live and share some of the more pleasurable moments with new FRIENDS we've made on MySpace!
I'd like to meet:
I always look forward to meeting fans of my 'work' (as both an adult entertainer/dancer and video performer) .. and people who have something nice to say about anything. Also, anyone who can truly make me LAUGH!
Michael & I are always interested in making new FRIENDS, specifically Couples & Single Females, who live around the Tampa Bay area and who perhaps share some similar interests.
Let's get one thing perfectly clear right off the bat .. Neither one of us 'play' alone EVER! (He sometimes enjoys just watching the action) We have no interest whatsoever in meeting with Single Males, but I'll be happy to add them to my MySpace Friends and answer any questions .. within reason.
Hubby & I both work five nights/days a week, so our schedule is somewhat limited. We do not have children (Well, expect for our two cats 'Sonic' & 'Turbo'). We know that MySpace is primarily considered a 'hook-up' connection, but we're truly seeking FRIENDS FIRST! If you can 'stimulate' my/our mind(s) .. The rest will come naturally! :-)~
You might notice that I don't have very many MySpace Friends, considering the number of people who have visited my page since I first started it. There's a number of good reasons for this.
Please Do Not Request To Be My MySpace Friend if ...
1.) Your MySpace profile is set to ''Private''!
This is friggin' MySpace!!
What's so damn 'private' if you posted a profile?!
2.) You haven't taken the time to write at least a brief
description or something personal about yourself in the
About Me section of your MySpace Page!
I'd like to know at least a little bit about the
person asking to be my Friend. Is that so wrong?!
3.) Your profile is overly cluttered with video clips,
junk stock photos or promotional banners!
I'm on MySpace to meet HUMAN Friends not computers!
4.) You do not have at least one REAL photo
of yourself in the Pics section on your MySpace page!
5.) You haven't taken the time to read this far down my
MySpace page and ignored items 1 through 4!!
Duh?!!!
I truly love adding new Friends!! I check-out the MySpace page of EVERYONE who requests to be one of my MySpace Friends. If you're willing to ''expose'' your true Self to me (via your page), I'll be happy to return the favor and ADD YOU :-)
The people listed below (in my Friend Space)
truly are my FRIENDS!
I may not say it often enough,
but I Love You all!
Which of my videos is your favorite?
- Ariana's Dirty Dancers (Video Debut)
- Buttslammers (No. 8, 16-18)
- Everything Is Not Relative
- I Love Lesbians Three
- Sodomania 18
- Strap-On Sally 4
- Up and Cummers (17, 27, 31, 39)
- The Voyeur 2
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Music:
Led Zeppelin (The True 'Rock Gods'!), Pink Floyd, Rush, Massive Attack, Tricky, Hooverphonic, Queensryche, Temple of the Dog, Tesla, Godsmack (my 'buds'!), Disturbed, Wolfmother, Steely Dan, Chicago (Hiya Tris!), ZZ Top .. also like Techno/Industrial, 80's Retro, Blues, Soundtracks, Jazz .. and just about every music genre except for modern 'hardcore' rap and hip-hop. Also enjoy COMEDY (especially Live!) .. George Carlin (The True 'Master'), Carrot Top, Ron White, Lisa Lampanelli, Amazing Jonathan, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia. 'Laughter is one of life's most inexpensive aphrodisiacs!' - Mel Brooks (another favorite)
Movies:
If it makes us laugh, it's good! 'Grumpy Old Men', anything from Kevin Smith or the 'Austin Powers' series .. also like Action-Adventures like 'Natural Born Killers', 'The Italian Job' and 'Strange Days'. My favorites include 'Patch Adams', 'Xanadu', 'Silence of the Lambs', 'J.F.K.' and 'Dirty Dancing'. Michael's faves include 'Batman' (the original), 'Dogma', 'Rocky Horror Picture Show', 'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'This is Spinal Tap'. But this list could easily go-on forever!
Television:
Sopranos, The Shield, C.S.I. (all of 'em), Law and Order: SVU, Medium, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Las Vegas, Deal or No Deal, Survivor .. whatever can peak and keep our interest for any length of time.
Books:
I'm more the 'reader' of us two, where Michael is more of a writer/creator. My favortie authors include Stephen King, Ann Rice, Jonathan Kellerman, Dean Koontz and John Sanders. I've got a HUGE collection of True Crime books, my favorite being 'Ultimate Evil'.
