Welcome to my page. I am, in chronological order:
A former guitarist for the band Mr. Nobody / the original president of the Anthony Burgess Literary Society / the holder of a degree in Applied Math & Computer Science / a former model with the COSMO/Casablancas Modeling Agency...

/ and a master of ceremonies and stand-up comedian (for my former employer's Christmas party for eight years).
I once appeared on stage in drag portraying Madonna's character from the film Dick Tracy and lip-synced and danced to a song from the soundtrack accompanied by my female back-up singers, the Dickless Tracys, and I eventually lost two toenails because of the high heels, and, well, it's a long story...
I am responsible for the creation of an entirely new human being from scratch, and this stands as my proudest achievement to date! (Okay, so I had some help.)
Finally, in 2005, I ended my long "dual-citizenship" between Florida and Kentucky when I sold my beach condo to concentrate on my work here in Louisville. I do still get down to South Beach every year - usually over Christmas/New Year's - and plan to move there for good as soon as my work here ends because I sometimes feel like the proverbial fish-out-of-water in the Midwest and there's a LOT of water in Miami! (In the meantime, if you know anyone in South Florida who could use a good Info Tech guy - who can also host their holiday parties! - send 'em my way.)
"Home is not where you live but where they understand you." - Christian Morgenstern

If you've ever seen Claude Lelouch's 9-minute film Rendezvous, this is the exact route his speeding Ferrari took that Sunday at dawn through the awakening streets of Paris - as he tried desperately to get to his wife - in just over eight minutes! Très impressionnant, n'est-ce pas?...

From H.L. Mencken...