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Ben tha Honky

i'm tha coolest kid on tha short bus...;)

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Buried at PhotoCasket.comthe majority of my interest revolves around music...although most of tha stuff i listen to would give ya grandma a heart attack...i have respect for probably 90% of tha hundreds of different genres out there...i dont really get into all tha "pop" rock of recent...labels are pushin out way too much crap nowadays...but anything with some loud ass screechin guitar licks, a kick ass bass line, and some body throbbin beats...is definitely coo in mah book...
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

I'd like to meet:

baby cows.......ohhhh MEET....hmmmmm...then elvis...
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:



You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Movies:

tha movies i like have a bunch of cuss words, drug reference, and retarded humor...ive been forced to watch chick flicks in tha past...and unless booty-time follows...they're pointless...;)

Television:

im a reality tv junkie...I AMMMM IRONNNN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!porn on tha cob....hahahahaha...dammit...

Books:

anything with a bunch 'o pictures...nekkid ones...:)
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
You Are 50% Addicted to the Internet
You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't?
You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit. Are You Addicted to the Internet?
Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini
Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.
Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
You Are 82% Thankful
You're an incredibly thankful person, and everyone around you feels very appreciated.
You inspire people to be more optimistic, forgiving, and grateful. How Thankful Are You?
You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listen
Or lend a shoulder to cry on
You're there through thick and thin
Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?

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k...im hopin this worked...

i went ahead and deleted tha past couple days worth of comments...and sooo far, it seeeeeems to have fixed that whole "redirectin" donkey-crap... so...mahhhh bad to all ya'll who've sent a comment rec...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

morrree profile probs...grrrrrrrrr

k...some funky crap is on mah page sommmmewhere and i cant seem to find it... if ya'll have been to my page in the past day or so...after about a minute or 2, you get redirected to some "Bid4Prizes.co...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

wanna help me in mah mission to make tha world smile?

welllllllllllllll how bout this...you could help me save a lotttt of time annnndd you'd be doin a good deed by helpin me make as mannnnny folks giggle as i possibly can...and allll ya gotta do is repo...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

mahhh celebrity look-a-likes...;P

    whats funny is..mah ex-girlfriend (i wont mention any names) did this once and got Wayne Brady....but, is that bad for her?...to look like Wayne Brady?...or bad for me, cause apparently...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:33:00 PST

soooo apparennntly theres way too much crap on mah page...;)

i've had alot of friends tell me, recently, that it takes wayyyyyyyyyyyy too 'effin long for mah page to come up...soooooo, to fix this lil matter, i'm gonna havta remove some stuff from mah page........
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

money sucks...but its nice to have, every now and then...

awhile back i mentioned that i was allllllllllmost a licensed home loan originator for tha state 'o louisiana....welp...that stilllllll hasnt happened due to my verrrry long streak of bad luck in...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

howwwww to make tha sammmee pics/gifs that i do...(a repost)

as time goes on, and as morrre and morreeee folks are welcomed into our lil mah-space family, tha question that i stilllllllllllllllllll get asked tha most, is "howwww do make those goofy pics"...or "...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

finnnnnnaaallly some good news...

its about dammmmmnnn time too...;P annnyways, today i finally handed over tha 150 bucks that i needed to get my loan originators license processed, and i knowww that doesnt sound like much to some of ...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

cause im a hoooo...ya knoww im a hoooo..how do i know cause i tollldd ya sooooo...;P

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Posted by Ben tha Honky on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

i've never really been a big fan of cupid's work...

yeaaaahh, im one of those folks who'd love to slap cupid upside his head every now and then...and essspeeeecccially around this higgghly-commercialized-make-ya-feel-like-crap-if-ya-single holiday...bu...
Posted by Ben tha Honky on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST