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The Sean Chronicles

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About Me

I'm a fully-qualified misanthropologist. I have failed at many things, which means I tried and was unworthy... but I tried... and I believe my failures, like my successes, have had more to do with the Law of Unintended Consequences than with anything I ever did or failed to do.

I'm looking forward to the big pop, the day when someone realizes my genius and talent: Understanding what's happening inside the heads of everyone around me, extrapolating that out to the culture-at-large, and then distilling it down to pithy statements of cynicism and aggravation.

What does something like that pay?

My life is a collection of wasted efforts and pointless activities.

Never could get any momentum to do anything else, I guess.

My Interests

Music, especially local and live. Welding. Ceramics. Gardening. Animals. LoriO.

Taxonomic analysis and human factors -- and the crossroads where the two meet -- for the development of information-sharing systems, and other really nerdy things that cause a lot of people to roll their eyes and yawn and walk away.

Several self-destructive habits. Reading and writing.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, as a success. I like to imagine I'd be dignified and gracious, but the truth is, I'd probably be a xenophobic prick.

Music:

Most things local and live (and I'm not listing all the names because you know who you are, rockstars); Enter the Haggis; Pogues; XTC; BRMC; Kaiser Chiefs; Alex Chilton; Replacements and everything Paul Westerberg; Fountains of Wayne; Grateful Dead and everything Garcia/Hunter; Steve Earle; Elvis Costello; The Clash; Sex Pistols... their music, not their politics; Green Day; Hank Williams; Buck Owens; Merle Haggard; Johnny Cash; Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys; Jerry Jeff Walker; Pavement; AC/DC (with Bon); Barenaked Ladies; Crash Test Dummies; Jesus Christ Superstar; Ani DiFranco; Salamander Crossing... this is boring.

Movies:

Defending Your Life, The Matador, Local Hero, Hedwig, Resevoir Dogs, Drugstore Cowboy, Fight Club, Spinal Tap, Salom Bombay, and probably around 7000 other films... but more than any other: Cool Hand Luke, the story of a defiant hard-case who would rather die on his feet with a grin on his face than live on his knees on anyone else's terms.

Television:

I can't deal with much commercial television -- not that I'm a snob, I just fucking hate commercials and anything that's not in letterbox.

I like TCM. I like HBO. I liked Rome. I like Deadwood. I like Albert Swearingen.

Books:

I tend to read a lot of trail guides, species identification references, gardening tutorials, welding and metallurgy, ceramics techniques, and other non-political non-fiction.

The writing of Ayn Rand, Ed Abbey, Kurt Vonnegut, Elmore Leonard, Isaac Asimov, and Woody Allen created the mold from which my personality was cast.

Heroes:

All you people who stand on a stage or in front of a camera, or a classroom, or at a podium, or a canvas and put it out there in the vein of art, which is to say, with a passion.

All of you who make the earnest attempt to help the rest of us get better, smarter, stronger, and happier.

Anyone who creates a thing and gives it up and says, "This is what I have to say; this is what I can offer." And I include the multitude who don't have the insight to realize they suck, because it still takes a special kind of person to even try.

Anyone who does it different, not for the attention that difference attracts, but rather because different is, to them, normal.

Those who live life on their own terms for the benefit of the rest of us.

Unless it's emo lala self-indulgent poseur crap, in which case, fuck off.

My Blog

A Parable

I've been thinking a lot lately about the various states of friendship and acquaintance -- and about the lines we draw and the ways we express concepts like "affection" and "loyalty" toward people we'...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

Edited on advice of counsel...

(hey... you trying getting ahold of an attorney on a Saturday...) It's not every day you're watching college football when the dogs go off and the doorbell rings and you're standing in your slippers ...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST

New Years Eve Party

We're planning our NYE party -- I'd like to get a rough idea of who might be attending, and friends of friends are certainly welcome.December 31, 2007 Starting around 8 PM and ending by 2 AM (at the ...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:08:00 PST

Friendship

So, after being kicked out of a 3-man band by at least one of the members (and apparently both, although the other guy has yet to say a word to me about it and probably never will), I'm finding it har...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:53:00 PST

Does it matter if you dont care?

So, as I mentioned a few weeks ago, two guys and me formed a band called The Bathtub Gins. I never liked the name much, considering we didn't play Prohibition Era music, but didn't really care one wa...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

Why are American men so incompetent?

I was reading Jones and had some convergence.They're putting that guy on trial in town -- the one who shot those two guys in Elk Grove, and shot up a bunch of others, because his estranged wife was da...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:51:00 PST

My Dream

I know what I want. 20,000 square foot recording complex:  3 recording studios with a control booth in each and any instrument, microphone, amplifier, or other hardware/software configuration ...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST

8 Truths

Skid tagged me. Blame him. He also said he wouldn't be tagging anyone else. LIAR!1. When I was five, a friend of mine (more an acquaintance, really) tried to lure me out into traffic on his Big Whee...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

Horny at Seventy

So, last night we -- and by "we" I mean, "the band" -- and by "the band" I mean, "the band I'm in" -- and by "the band I'm in" I mean, The Bathtub Gins... Where was I? Oh yeah, so we had rehearsa...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

Its been kind of a shitty week so far

Literally. Sunday, the catahoula got diarrhea and pretty much polluted the patio off our kitchen.  That wasn't much fun to clean up, but it was ok because she repeated her performance art on Mon...
Posted by The Sean Chronicles on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST