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Pete Moss

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About Me

SuperHeroes Battle SuperGorillas - LAWN

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R.S.V.P. - MOMMY 1993

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What's My Learning Style?
I am an Auditory Learner
I tend to remember what I hear, and I have a motherfucking knack for speaking well.
I'll whip your ass in a debate (unless you are Skid), foreign languages come easy to me, and music? Yeah. I 'm the SHIT!
I would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!
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My Interests

I am interested in the same things most people are interested in - THE SCIENCE OF THE BIBLE; Did Jesus ever ask an apostle to pull his finger? Assuming he had, did it smell like cabbage? Curry? Egg Salad? I'm betting it smelled like Salvation, and it was loud, funny and sounded like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter.WHY ARE WE HERE? But more specifically; what's in it for me?THE RAVAGES OF TIME; Why can't I remember at what point in my life I stopped worrying about getting a 20 bag and started worrying about getting a colostomy bag.I also really enjoy toilet humor, other people's misfortune, ridiculing things I don't understand and songs with the words 'KNEES' and 'PLEASE' in the chorus.

I'd like to meet:

A 50 cent fan with an I.Q. over 50.
a hot and sexy backstage betty who also thinks that 'Eating isn't cheating'... I have had some degree of difficulty explaining this sociological viewpoint with any credibility to my wife and thought you might want to give it a try.

Music:

I can appreciate all kinds of music, I just choose not to. I like what I like and it's all about me. Since no gives a rat's ass about what I like to listen to, I should probably not even make a list, but wasting time is what I do and I do it well....So here is my list, in order of recollection; KISS, The Bags, The Stooges, those guys that sing that song that goes na na neener neener na nanaw naw,, Urge Overkill, The Partridge Family, Okra Pickles, Black Sabbath, Wesley Willis, The Who, SVT, Dead Kennedys, Thin White Rope, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, The New York Dolls, Spit Muffins, Johnny Thunders, Pigmy Love Circus, Cootie Platoon, Tenacious D, Swamp Oaf, MC5, Buffalo Tom, Mudhoney, Afghan Whigs, GG Allin, The Osmond Brothers, Anything with ME in it (Go,Dog.Go!/LAWN/Swell Punks/The Veil/Mommy/Lady Jugs a Plenty/Primo Grande/KISS)

Movies:

CB4, My Blue Heaven, Three O'Clock High, Pulp Fiction, This is Spinal Tap, Filth And Fury, The Hulk, Spiderman 1 & 2 and probably 3. The Jerk, young Frankenstein, 40 Year Old Virgin, Ghost world, Velvet Goldmine, Coffee & Cigarettes, Logan's Run, Jackass2, Phantom of the Paradise, Corvette Summer, Resevoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, Naked Gun Trilogy, Decline of Western Civilization......

Television:

Ali-G, Family Guy, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Weeds, South Park, Any and all 'Wild and Crazy Cops Chasing Crooks Caught on Tape' shows, Judge Mathis, South Park, Ultraman, The Partridge Family

Heroes:

Dad, Misha, Skid!

My Blog

My Loving Sleazy Bastard Doesnt Mean I am Gay

Sleazy Bastard is one of those people you really can't help but love. He has seen a whole lotta shit throughout his life. Most of which, is nothing like Bret Michaels house in Rock of Love. Last year ...
Posted by Pete Moss on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST

2 out of 3 ain't bad

About eleventeen years ago or so, David Letterman had this running gag about the consummate entertainer. A consummate entertainer was defined as an ACTOR/SINGER/DANCER. The character was portrayed as ...
Posted by Pete Moss on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

introducing; new PEPSI CRYSTAL meth

I accidentally posted this as a bulletin, but intended it to be a blog. If you read the bulletin, this is the same exact shit....If idle hands are the Devils Tools, the my hands are Satans very own B...
Posted by Pete Moss on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:03:00 PST

Sort Eyes

When I was 12 I went to my older brother's house in Petaluma. It was 1978 and cable TV was not yet ubiquitous. The next best thing was SelecTV which was a primitive alternative. Like DirecTV it was tr...
Posted by Pete Moss on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

Remembering Dad

My Dad was definitely an individual. He stood 5'10" maybe 5'11". He looked like a mix of 60% Tony Soprano, 30% Archie Bunker with a dash of Ricky Ricardo for style.He taught by example. He was clear ...
Posted by Pete Moss on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

Inquiring minds want to know...

In 1973 I was in the 3rd grade. My oldest brother Bob got me perhaps the greatest and most influential Christmas present I ever received in my life. A 5 year subscription to MAD Magazine. I won't go i...
Posted by Pete Moss on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

SuperHeroes Battle SuperGorillas

Super-Heroes Battle Super-Gorillas; This was an actual comic book released in the early 70's. Most comic books enthusiasts agree it is among the TOP 10 most retarded comicbooks ever issued. How do you...
Posted by Pete Moss on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:43:00 PST

The Incredible Bulk

I was in Danville. I was there for no better reason than my 'CHECK GAUGE' lite had been on for more miles than i thought it could. After gassing up, I decided I was hungry, as i often am. So I went to...
Posted by Pete Moss on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

A loss so profound

Life doesn't come prepackaged with any guarantees of fairness. There is NO minimum daily allowance of 'what's right', in fact, it's often more like a putrid cesspool of human debris permeated the vile...
Posted by Pete Moss on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:07:00 PST

common sense

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too! Actually, all bullsh*t aside, It is our right as free thinking humans to explore what ever it is that gets us off and to do it to our hearts content...
Posted by Pete Moss on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:30:00 PST