I am interested in the same things most people are interested in - THE SCIENCE OF THE BIBLE; Did Jesus ever ask an apostle to pull his finger? Assuming he had, did it smell like cabbage? Curry? Egg Salad? I'm betting it smelled like Salvation, and it was loud, funny and sounded like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter.WHY ARE WE HERE? But more specifically; what's in it for me?THE RAVAGES OF TIME; Why can't I remember at what point in my life I stopped worrying about getting a 20 bag and started worrying about getting a colostomy bag.I also really enjoy toilet humor, other people's misfortune, ridiculing things I don't understand and songs with the words 'KNEES' and 'PLEASE' in the chorus.
A 50 cent fan with an I.Q. over 50.
a hot and sexy backstage betty who also thinks that 'Eating isn't cheating'... I have had some degree of difficulty explaining this sociological viewpoint with any credibility to my wife and thought you might want to give it a try.
I can appreciate all kinds of music, I just choose not to. I like what I like and it's all about me. Since no gives a rat's ass about what I like to listen to, I should probably not even make a list, but wasting time is what I do and I do it well....So here is my list, in order of recollection; KISS, The Bags, The Stooges, those guys that sing that song that goes na na neener neener na nanaw naw,, Urge Overkill, The Partridge Family, Okra Pickles, Black Sabbath, Wesley Willis, The Who, SVT, Dead Kennedys, Thin White Rope, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, The New York Dolls, Spit Muffins, Johnny Thunders, Pigmy Love Circus, Cootie Platoon, Tenacious D, Swamp Oaf, MC5, Buffalo Tom, Mudhoney, Afghan Whigs, GG Allin, The Osmond Brothers, Anything with ME in it (Go,Dog.Go!/LAWN/Swell Punks/The Veil/Mommy/Lady Jugs a Plenty/Primo Grande/KISS)
CB4, My Blue Heaven, Three O'Clock High, Pulp Fiction, This is Spinal Tap, Filth And Fury, The Hulk, Spiderman 1 & 2 and probably 3. The Jerk, young Frankenstein, 40 Year Old Virgin, Ghost world, Velvet Goldmine, Coffee & Cigarettes, Logan's Run, Jackass2, Phantom of the Paradise, Corvette Summer, Resevoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, Naked Gun Trilogy, Decline of Western Civilization......
Ali-G, Family Guy, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Weeds, South Park, Any and all 'Wild and Crazy Cops Chasing Crooks Caught on Tape' shows, Judge Mathis, South Park, Ultraman, The Partridge Family
Dad, Misha, Skid!