THE TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF |
If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have Chili Cook Offs ab...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 22:07:00 GMT |
bonus points |
THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with hi...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:53:00 GMT |
the flight communications specialist |
AND GOD CREATED DISPATCHERS
The angel walked in and found the Lord walking around in a small circle muttering to himself.
"What are you working on now, Lord?" asked the angel.
"Well, I finished crea...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:50:00 GMT |
not enough to want |
I've decided that there are some things in life that I want.
Everybody has wants, but here are mine. Some things are significant, some things not so much.
Some things are simple:&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:34:00 GMT |
10 simple ways to keep from messing up your life |
Stop taking so much notice of how you feel. How you feel is how you feel. It'll pass soon. What you're thinking is what you're thinking. It'll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you feel; w...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
mmmmmm... hematoma |
so this was one week after i gave blood. something i learned is if you ever hear the tech say something like, 'gee, i should have used that other needle,' then kindly say, 'YES PLEASE!'
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:17:00 GMT |
THE BASEBALL GAME |
THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAME
Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
says it all? |
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence ||||||||...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:55:00 GMT |
ID crisis |
so i go get sandwiches with my friend tonight.
she is not from the area. this is almost important to know.
so i go to pay with my debit card. it says on the card 'SEE*ID'the kid swipes the...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:43:00 GMT |
