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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet any bands. You probably suck or I would already have found you. I don't want to meet any girls with websites. I look at tons of porn and have probably already seen you naked. I don't want to meet anyone who can't correctly use "you're" and "your" or "it's" and "its" or "there" and "their" and "they're" in a sentence. I don't want to meet anyone that has music that automatically plays when you visit their profile. Do I sound like a real douchebag yet? Just wait.If you want me to add you because you think I'm funny or would like to collect a little pink douchebag friend, that's ok. BUT... I expect you to take the time and actually write me within a reasonable time of your add request. Say... 23 minutes, or I will delete you. I'm a prick like that.Do you know what "My other car is made of meat." means? I want to meet you.Other than that, I'd like to meet people who don't take themselves too seriously or make outrageous demands on other people. Also shuffleboard lovers, and swingers.View All Friends | View Blog

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys.

My Blog

TV Theme Songs

What's happened to all the good tv theme songs? Offhand, I can't think of many today that even remotely compare to some of the best in the past. Cheers, MASH, The Rockford Files, Welcome Back Kotter, ...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:46:00 PST

Bin Laden found...

This just in from Fox News...Osama Bin Laden has been located by U.S. Intelligence agents.Apparently, they tracked him down because of an unusual shipment of Just For Men Mustache, Beard & Sidebur...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

White Water Summer

Last weekend I went tubing down the Deerfield River with Fletch and some people from work. I've been down this river before, so I knew it was fine for Fletch... In fact, the only time you can actually...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

Arm Pain after Sneezing

Do you have it? For years I have experienced an excruciating pain in one or both arms for 10 to 30 seconds after sneezing sometimes. A couple of seconds after a sneeze it comes on, starting at the sho...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

The Coyote Whisperer

I get home from work today and my wife tells me this story. This guy was in Northampton Monday and saw a mangy looking coyote puppy limping on the side of the road, so he decided to pick it up. He too...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:59:00 PST

I swear I'm not making this up...

I was just going through all of my address books on Gmail, AOL, entourage and the Mac address book and trying to get them all synchronized. I came across a name I haven't thought of in a couple of yea...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

Three

Last Saturday was Blythe's third birthday, so I cut together some photos to the Schoolhouse Rock song Three Is a Magic Number. ...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

The Spiderwick Chronicles Movie

Back in 2002 my friends Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black collaborated on a children's book series called The Spiderwick Chronicles. It's a story about three kids who move into an old family estate and ...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

Photo Blog: Apologies to Munch

The ScreamFrom Kids...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

Welcome to the Congo...

O Globo reported on Saturday that a member of the United States Olypmpic Committee made a joke at the expense of the people of Brazil. The joke resulted in the USOC issuing an official apology to the ...
Posted by Lord Douchebag on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST