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Omnipotent Bread

Does Bread have teeth? Yes. Yes it does.

About Me

Pure comedy.

La vengeance de Boorbie
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My Interests

I WAN PLAY!

I LOVE TUBA ROBERT!!
Tuba You're A Grand Old Flag
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This is the funniest thing to happen to the internets in like, forever!!! I LOVE YOU ELI PORTER!!!!

I'm in lust with Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon is the new Nick Nolte!

But he's still no Nick Nolte!!!!

DANCE BREADMOUSE DANCE!!!

I'd like to meet:


Here is my deep thought. Enjoy it.

This guy seems kinda cool

Music:

Why is Robyn trying to hurt my Nana???

Movies:

I freakin love this guy. HOW RUDE!!

I has leg.

Television:

The Dan Forkell gospel hour.

Books:

No, really...

Heroes:



Love!

GAY PEOPLE!!

VAGINA SHOULDER!!

Upstanding Gentlemen.

My Blog

Iron Balls

That's what I wish upon the hundreds of "friends" and associates who told me that 'Iron Man' was a good movie.  And not the pseudo-Hollywood type shit that Magic Johnson has.  I'm talkin str...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:22:00 PST

Teen Witch Balls

By special request of my good friend The guy who likes to post glitter, fantasy, mierda comes the disaster of a movie, 'Teen Witch'.  Now usually, I'm down for adolescence films that send out str...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:07:00 PST

Kuffs Balls

Even though I am officially retired from my movie blogs balls gig, once in a great while, something so ridiculously horrible will present itself to me and motivate me to document it for all to see.&nb...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:20:00 PST

The Dark Knight Balls: Bread & Robyn Dual Blog

 Price of admission for two adults&&$19 Medium popcorn&&$6 Medium soda&&$4.50 Train wreck of a movie experience&FREE!       Some Horny Bitch There are three rules we typica...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:50:00 PST

Mighty Aphroballs

In my last blog, Boogie Balls, I had mentioned that was probably the ugliest cast ever put together.  Guess again.  'Mighty Aphrodite' takes the cake.What a medley of the visually offensive!...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:45:00 PST

Boogie Balls

Ah, 'Boogie Nights'...a wonderful story about a young man discovering himself and the world around him as times they-were-a-changing. *Sigh*.WRONG!!!!!What a fucked up flick. I love it! Marky Mark ...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:54:00 PST

I LOVE MONEY BALLS!!!!!! Weeks7&8

My apologies for not writing anything for almost 2 weeks.  I'm in a funk.  My bread is getting stale.  Get it!?!?!  Nevermind.So I was completely obliterated for last week's viewin...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:33:00 PST

Bookies Balls

Since I am now a writer for sports betting website SBRForum.com, I thought I should do everything that I can to keep educating myself on the topic.  I recently watched The Runner Balls, and befor...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:50:00 PST

The Simpsons Balls Movie

It was funnier than I thought it would be, but still not as good as the weakest episode of 'Family Guy'. ...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:17:00 PST

Amazon Women on my Balls

No no...this is not a blog about my ex, Jennessa, who was indeed an Amazon.  This is about a classic 80's slapstick. Of course the standard was set by 'Airplane'.  Later it was resucitated w...
Posted by Omnipotent Bread on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:02:00 PST