The Story of Fistmas |
My Asian uncle Ray-Ray told me about Fistmas the other day. Fistmas is the day after Kwanza!
I asked Asian Uncle Ray-Ray "Do I get presents for Fistmas"?
"Oh yeah." he Said.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
The Naked Spelling Bee |
Last week my school put on a nude spelling bee. I love to spel so I was definatley going to that shit.I showed up and got on stage an disrobed.This was my first time in a spelling bee so I wasn't sur...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:10:00 GMT |
Im Pretty Sure That I Just Got Raped By Barack Obama! |
Now, Reggie doesn't know too much about politics. In fact, my tiny brain can't really remeber much of anything for more than 15 seconds without urinating all over my damn self. But I do kn...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:40:00 GMT |
Reggie’s Crazy Dream! |
Ok so I'm gonna tell you fuckers about at dream I had!
So I'm in the bathtub washing my junk and I say to myself 'Gee. There sure are a lot of pennies in this tub!'
That's when I ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:33:00 GMT |
Special Poem |
Hi! I'm Reggie!
This is the most specialist poem I ever wrote. I wrote it in honor of Cynthia McKinney. I'm very sorry she can't be at the debate tonite, but as we all know it...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:43:00 GMT |
SUMMER CAMP!!! |
Hi Jerks!!!
It's me. Reggie. I wen't to summer camp, that's why I haven't been on My Space a lot.
I had a really good time!
Every morning we would wake up and go to the cafeteria for a yum...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT |
Cythia McKinney For the President of Amerika! |
During the Democratic primary, my dad supported Barack Obama because they're both black. My other dad supported Hillary Clinton because she's a woman and that's what my other dad wants to be als...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
Trip To the Doctor’s Office |
Today I went to the doctor's office cause I had a headache, and it hurt real bad! My doctor's name is doctor steve. He's real nice. He smells like cinnamon and is always keeping me w...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:39:00 GMT |
Detroit |
My dad's sent me to Detroit last week so that they could watch Split Ends without being bothered by me playing my tambourine.
DETROIT RULES!!!
It's just like Disneyland, except instead of rides, it's ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:01:00 GMT |
I Got A Letter from Mexico |
I got a letter back from Mexico. Here it is.
Dearest Senor Reggie,
We here in Mexico are very sorry to hear about the loss of your shirt. Let me assure you that I have the entire Ti...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
