A Random Hammersley - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I love pomegranites, dragon fruit and I hate long walks on the beach. I'm also an expert at relationships, because I've failed at so many of them. Sort of like how fat people know so much about dieting. I'm a 'what not to do' guide book. I can also rate my level of self destruction by who I'm dating.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Lauren --
[noun]:
A lewd street performer
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Please visit my website:
You can't really see the link, but it's there: www.laurenhammersley.com.. Here's some nice things some famous people and some people you've never heard of have to say about me... "Lauren Hammersley has a passion for everything. In front of the camera or in front of the canvas she brings her unique point of view to everything she does."David Copperfield, Illusionist"Lauren Hammersley is the next big thing. I haven't been this excited about an up-and-coming star since Jack Black. She seems to have it all. She is funny, intelligent, and beautiful."-J. Holloway"You are talented. Enjoy your art and your life, and what you give to others. Best of Luck" -Johnny Valentino, Comedian"Could she be any more talented...unbelievable!! I bet she can cook well too!! Lauren Hammersley is not only beautiful, but multitalented, artistic and well-spoken." -Orestes Destrade, former Florida Marlins power hitter, Sports icon and Radio Personality"You've got what it takes to make it, just get your shit together!"

-Linda CarterIt's hard to understand why God has gifted one woman with so many diverse talents. I have known Lauren as an outstanding performer and have been both her acting coach and talent agent. She is an intuitive artist as a performer and her paintings show she is equally gifted in the visual aesthetic." Kirsten Clarkson, founder of Creative Studios"You are destined for great things: In front of bright lights and a major applause"-Santella DeFrenza

My Interests

Stand up comedy, Art, Artistic films, acting.Some of my art... yes, I painted these:

I'd like to meet:

MySpace Layouts
You. I'm standing at your front door right now waiting for you to come outside.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Tribe Called Quest, Victory at Sea, Metric, Juliette and the Licks, The Black Keys, Neva Dinova

Movies:

Frida, Amalie, The Price of Milk (actually a bad movie, but the art direction is lovely), The Cell (strictly for the art direction), Debbie Does Dallas 3 (also, strictly for the art direction)

Television:

Family Guy, Dead like me, Sex & the City, The Office, My Name's Earl.... I haven't actually seen any of these shows, I don't have cable. I just look at the billboards and imagine that they're quite good.

Books:

The last thing I read was... the nutritional information on the packaging of some edible underwear.

My Blog

A letter to my roommates....

To my dear roommates I had the day off today so I decided to spend it cleaning, as I know how busy you both have been. I spent hours scrubbing the bathtub and tiles until my...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

Give mama sum Luve!!!

..> Name: Melissa #1549 Age: 36 DOB: 6/26/1970 Race: Caucasian / White Sexuality: Straight Height: 5' 6" Weight: 158 lbs. Measurements: 38-28-38 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue C...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

Regarding Carmen Henderson:

I became friends with my agent in the summer, who quickly became a sister figure. Being an only child, I latched on to this friend& it felt comfortable and fulfilling. This friend/age...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

THEY SCOUTED ME FOR A BIKINI CONTEST!

I'll highlight the funny parts for you... less effort on my part: rom: STEVE http://www.myspace.com/urbancitytv_vancouver Date: Jan 7 2007 4:52 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse&nbs...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST

Muffin Bums

I've been a little desperate for cash lately, if you read my blog previous, you'd understand why. I was downtown a few weeks ago and something dropped out of a man's pocket. ...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

People are too nice.

I put a profile up of one of my characters i've been toying with on ratemybody.com: MY HOBBIES INCLUDE Collecting pension cheques from my senile lovers W...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

Relations

The concept of Marriage frightens me. I think there are certain people who are designed for marriage. The type of people that bake cookies, who believe they've found the one to fill whatev...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST

I hate it, but I missed you...

I hate to admit it, but I missed you December. It's nice to see you've come back to me after how I slandered your name in the past months. I feel the need to explain myself to you. ...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

I need stories...

I'm working on a project and I'm wanting personal experiences on when a woman acted crazy in a relationship/dating senario. I'm especially interested in women who can admit to a moment of&n...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

The Regal Beagle

I wrote this last night: I started working on a synopsis for my new sitcom today& but my apartment (where the sitcom-comedic-type-stuff comes from)& felt a little stuffy. My soberness, also& fe...
Posted by A Random Hammersley on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST