HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! |
My Wish for You in 2009 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to you...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:58:00 GMT |
HAPPY THANKSGIVING Canadian friends!! |
May your stuffing be tastyMay your turkey plump,May your potatoes and gravyHave never a lump.May your yams be deliciousAnd your pies take the prize,And may your Thanksgiving dinnerStay off your thighs...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:17:00 GMT |
Word Play.... |
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. S...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:39:00 GMT |
Grow UP!! [Ads seen in an east coast paper.....] |
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ==========...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
Oddities and things that make you go hmmmmmmm |
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'.--Many years ago in Scotland , a new game...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:19:00 GMT |
Smart-ass responses - all true....:) |
SMART ASS ANSWER 6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:53:00 GMT |
The Burdens of Life |
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked 'How heavy is this glass of water?'
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lectu...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
Relationships & Sex - Let the Masters Speak |
Instead of going through life making my own mistakes, I did some reading and let 'the masters' teach me all there is to know about relationships.......hope you enjoy the lessons in life you're about t...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
tenants |
COUNCIL FLAT TENANT COMPLAINTSAuthentic statements from council flat tenants to their council landlord. Ya gotta love the British!
1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage ha...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:49:00 GMT |
5 Tips for a Woman.... |
Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on a...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:43:00 GMT |
