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About Me

I hate the sound of rain on aluminum foil. If anyone compares my next short movie to Tarantino, I will punch them in the nose. Twice. I grow my hair to donate to kids with cancer. I may or may not be the definition of 'High Class White Trash'. Ask any of my roomates. I believe that the survival instinct does not incorporate rising at 7am every day. I do it anyway because im a hypocrite. My grade school declared me legally retarded. I make Puppets fuck.

My Interests

Directing, movies, directing movies, freeform roadtripping, Disc Golf, Foosball, absinthe, billiards, DUCK HUNT! .. ..

I'd like to meet:

People that dont send random friend invites. I like to know the general psychosis of people before I expose them to my own sociopathic behaviors.To sum it up - If I know you from someplace, let me know. If I dont know you in person, please send a message accompanying your invite.

Music:

Primus, Les Claypool, Modest Mouse, AC/DC, Babyshaker, Velabonz, In Lunar Blue, Killers, Gorillaz, Buckethead, NIN, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Tool, Pink Floyd, Zepplin, Frank Zappa, Sabbath, ZZ Top

Movies:

Hitchcock, Scorsese, Billy Bob Thornton, Richard Valentine, Sergione Leone, Coen Brothers Kevin Smith, Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Dark/twisted humour, Speghetti Westerns, Film/Neo Noir, Back To The Future Trilogy, Brick, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Fight Club. You cant go wrong with zombies. .. ..

Television:

Unplug your TV, take it behind a woodshed, and shoot it.

Books:

Lewis Carroll, Chuck Palanhuik, Hunter S. Thompson, Brian Jaques, I like very visual writers. Ive read at least half of my pile of books on directing, screenwriting, lighting, film.

Heroes:

Jugglers, Street musicians, Buskers, Comedians, Freestyle Frisbeers, Puppeteers, Medicine shows and Snake Oil Salesmen, Ring Masters for Three Ring Flea Circuses, Sidewalkchalk Artists, and Carnival Barkers.

My Blog

3 days and 35 years

Man, im pissed. After 35 years, 'Price Is Right' is going off the air. I will never get an oppurtunity to play Plinko now. I have to rethink my goals in life now. One thing I do know, is I dont want t...
Posted by I, Art on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST

Magical Ice Cocks

Now, distinguishing fantasy from reality isnt my strongest suit, so I thought I had just dreampt this the other day. But when I open my refrigerator to make myself a delectable treat, lo and behold i...
Posted by I, Art on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

Pick my new movie for me.

SO. Been a while since a blog or the act of blogging. Theres been a few logs, and a flogging or two, but nothing to do with Blogging. Im very discontent with things right now. Im having trouble dealin...
Posted by I, Art on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Stealing words

Or lyrics, in this matter. Either way,I get up at seven, yeahAnd I go to work at nineI got no time for livinYes, Im workin all the timeIt seems to meI could live my lifeA lot better than I think I amI...
Posted by I, Art on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

Mad Max car and an Olympic swimming pool

Things is looking up. Turns out the car is still drivable, albiet forty two kinds of fucked up. This is cool because Im saving a couple grand from not buying a new car. Im gonna go apeshit o...
Posted by I, Art on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

Im still alive

I just totaled my car on I5. A truck hit a motorcycle in front of me, and I rear ended a car. The driver in front of me fled the scene. He said it was his girlfreinds car, and she'd call me later. The...
Posted by I, Art on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

Young, Dumb, and full of...

...Unbridled enthusiasm. I gotta tell myself something along the lines of that to make my way thru the next few years. I just got the call within the hour, I got the shop position at PGL, or Paci...
Posted by I, Art on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

I'll burn this place down.

Just finished a 3 day night shoot for a short war film. I filled the role of Special Effects Technicion/Supervisor. I made mortar fire, a landmine, and gun fire on the ground. They special ordered an ...
Posted by I, Art on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST

The Canaidia Chronicals

I was looking at my schedule last week, and said week was entirely blank. No responsibilities to uphold, nothing. So, I said "Fuck America!" I spent the day filling the car with clothes, canned f...
Posted by I, Art on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

My introduction into July Fourth

Wow. Ok, so I got a call for a job to run a spotlight, I was told it was for an asian fashion show at the Muckleshoot casino. I guess it was like "Asian Night" cuz I got to sit and listen to asian pop...
Posted by I, Art on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST