Myspace Friends Thank You - Haters Start Deleting! |
People never cease to fucking amaze me. I got on this myspace thing mainly because every comic talked about how "Dane Cook used this thing to create a following" and we all tried to catch that s...
Posted by Vince August on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST |
We Are Raising Weak Kids |
I am not sure if I have ever posted a blog dealing with my day job or as I call it "the job that sustains my entertainment career," however, yesterdays hearing and the events that lead up to it have t...
Posted by Vince August on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:25:00 PST |
My Star Meter Is Climbing? I mean, hey everybody, My Star Meter Is Climbing!! |
I was told at a Screen Actors Guild meeting that directors and producers most used tool in checking out talent is a website called IMdb.com (Internet Movie Date Base). I quickly went to Imdb and...
Posted by Vince August on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Not All Massages Are Relaxing (Another 100% True Story) |
I go to Vegas for the first time in my life about seven years ago. I am very excited about performing there for the firsttime, plus, due to a mix up with the bookings I wind up in...
Posted by Vince August on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST |
I Normally Like Cops, BUT... |
...this fucking asshole set me off.
I go to one of the ten billion malls we have in Paramus to buy a birthday card. I park directly outside the mall entrance, I actually got the first spot, unde...
Posted by Vince August on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:38:00 PST |
Simon Cowel is Right! Did I Just Say That? |
Recently in the news Rosie O'Donnel and everyone else that wants to go head to head with America's most popular show is attacking Simon for being "too mean" to contestants. I say America needs m...
Posted by Vince August on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST |
Why I Won't Be Performing At West Point in 2007 |
Those of you that have seen me perform know that I have a salute to the troops bit I try to do at every show and have since writing it in late 2001. It is on my DVD and CD as "Troops in Iraq."&n...
Posted by Vince August on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST |
Bobby Knight and Coaches |
Bobby Knight and Coaches
Bobby Knight coaches the Texas Tech Red Raider's college basketball team. During a game on Tuesday this week, Bobby gave a nineteen year old player a firm slap to...
Posted by Vince August on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST |
Halloween II |
Like every Halloween movie ever made .. my story has a sequel.
I happen to think that stolen candy taste better then gifted or purchased candy. So last night I came upon a trick or t...
Posted by Vince August on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST |
A Real Halloween Tragedy |
I am sure you heard about of these stories every year...this one hit close to home for me.
A four year old kid rings a doorbell trick or treating and unfortunately his Cockroach costume was a l...
Posted by Vince August on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST |
