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Rohan Harry

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About Me

I Like to express myself creatively as a way of dealing with my suppressed child-hood trauma and anxiety through mediums such as calligraphy, knitting and karaoke. I'm a simple man with a heart of gold. My interests include cheap wine, chicken nuggets and taming the beast. Once I got fired from KFC after I was busted in the cool room with the boss's stepdaughter.

Rohan Harry --
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My Interests

comedy, sleeping, film making, photography, drinking beer, taking the piss on the dance floor, goon and racquetball, Jennifer Connolly

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I'd like to meet:

bitter people, angry people, people caught on the outside, social outcasts, random people, pretentious people, power hungry, man haters, the oppressed, the oppressors, puppeteers

Music:

Peter Combe, Popcorn

Movies:

Welcome To the DollHouse, Palindromes, Art School Confidential, Ghost World, A Night At the Roxbury, Monkey Bone, AirHeads, Edward Scissorhands, Drop Dead Fred, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead, Crossroads, Sleepover

Television:

South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Dragon's Den, Girl TV

Books:



Heroes:

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My Blog

Formal Apology

Dear management of lucrative comedy venue.I wish to make a written apology in regards to the recent incident where I planted a member in the audience and paid him five bucks to desecrate himself on st...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

Desperate Measures

Last year when I was living in Glenelg I sent out a bulletin advertising an additional room for rent. I also posted various flyers around Adelaide that stated the following:A new room has become avail...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

slowly falling out of love... with stand-up

Me and stand-up have been having a love/hate relationship lately. Coming from an art school background, I see it as just a medium of creative expression. Nothing special. It should be fun. Not taken t...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:48:00 PST

spatula of the month

Presenting Spatula of the month. Purchased at 1:50 AM at the 24 hour Coles Supermarket on Grote Street. I call this number Tina Turner because she's great at flipping burgers. I took her home and poun...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

my special poem

I wrote a poem. It's called 'something funny' *clears throat*something funny, something funny, something funny... laughtersomething funny, something funny, something funny... cackle something funny, s...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

second chance draw

nightmares are good when you know it's a dream.u can wake up.video games are also fun.game over means you can continue from your last save point.i love to act for film.the director can say take 2 when...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

Maccas Crawl

Tonight I've been experiencing the whole insomnia dilemma, so i made a conscious decision to get some beer and food into my system before i contemplated wanking myself to sleep. Metaphorically speakin...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

karaoke shame 2

Here's one for that 'special someone'my special song Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

crying in the centrelink line

i'm crying in the centrelink lineis not looking for work a crime?your workplace training demands are turning me insanemaking up 10 jobs a fortnight is pretty fucking lame.i'm creating a full time care...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

myspace tea party

Tonight officially marked my one year anniversary on myspace. I decided to celebrate in style. Although Myspace has been a fantastic medium for building up a strong network, I realised that it's still...
Posted by Rohan Harry on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:55:00 PST