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Lazin-Ryder

Who do they think they are? And where did they get that car?

About Me

I like getting in the car, opening the vent window, and just going. Going going going until gone. Until the sun comes back and the wind turns warm again.

My Interests

I'm in love with my car which has seen better days but stands by me in my hard times. His name is Lyndon, and he's a magestic 65 Falcon. I'm also in love with a girl named T-Dot.

I'd like to meet:

Maggie.

Music:

Slow days of summer
In this old town
Sun goes across the sky
Sometimes a car goes by

There's one right now
Looks like a Chevy
Your Chevy's blue
This one is white and brown
Guess it's not you

You said you'd be here
Sunday or so
Maybe by Saturday
If you could get away
You didn't know

Visions of love appear
Lovely and true
All of my life I see
Passing beautifully
Waiting for you

Waiting for love to come
Always alive
Birds sing with angel tongues
Small stones like diamonds

All down the grass
Around the corner
An old dog appears
Sits in the summer sun
Waiting for love to come

Wish you were here
Wish you were here

Movies:

I just saw "A Prarie Home Companion". And you should too.

Books:

Currently: "White Teeth" by Zadie Smith

Heroes:

Boston.

My Blog

Blood in the works

I'm going to try something. There is an incomprehensible network of death and cruelty beneath our cities. Like blood through our sewers, the infrastructure of meat is a behemoth of extraordinary suffe...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:29:00 PST

The day I flew my car.

I was stuck in traffic on the Cambie bridge so I decided to fly insteadI pulled back on the shifterenough to lift 'erand the needle pinned the red Goodbye to the pavement, the smoke and the dust, I sn...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

Ginger beer. Goes with.

Alright, you've settled down for your Samosas, and now you need a drink. Well ha ha! Remember that ginger we had left over? It's time for a Jamaican treat my rastafarian friends. You're about to make ...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

My famous recipe for Samosas!

Okay, some of you have been over to my place for these tasty treats, and some of you have been at the brunt of failed promises to bring some to school. I'm gonna do the unthinkable, share the recipe w...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

How many balconies can one man rape?

The shit is hitting the fan in Surrey and New Westminster, where residents are losing their minds because  Paul Callow could be climbing awnings as we speak. Callow is known as the "bal...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

I won second place at a drunken spelling bee!

Yes I did! I was doing pretty well until it came to spelling "Chignon", which is apparently a wig or something. But I got a groovy T-Shirt for coming in second! Cheers, Matthew...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

Angry Yankee Lady at Hamburger Mary's: "No Americans watch CNN!!!"

So I'm having breakfast at Hamburger Mary's with a lovely lady, and we're yakking about the insane amount of news coverage dedicated to that drugged-up coke slut Anna Nicole Smith. We were loudly lame...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

Atonement

Alright, my last blog was kindy bitter and whatnot, so I thought I'd jazz it up with a feel good message for all my wonderful friends and lovers:LIFE IS FANTASTIC!!!...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

For my mom...

Hello chums, My mother created a MySpace account just to tell me fill up the damn white space in my blog section. So mom, this one's for you.... The Back Alley Sally blog There is a wounded and flight...
Posted by Lazin-Ryder on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST