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Bart

bartlol

About Me

How much bacon can the universe hold? I intend to find out with my new face laser. I am a hulking magic bean whistle floating through this human flesh dream pod. Hoping to have a nice time while I fall apart.

My Interests

Waffle launching, Walking, Cartoons, Eyeballs, Treasure, Magic, Cheese spotting, Dips, Hot Clenching Disco Club beatsZZ!!, Mystery shoehorns.

I'd like to meet:

Saying who you would like to meet is always different from who you meet. Yes of course lets dream about what could be, lets all dance about in the flim flam.I would like to meet a talking shampoo donkey. However I will be satisfied if I just make it through the day without soiling myself.