A sick wiggle |
Don't talk to me about the 'Wiggles'. When I was a boy we had the 'Shovels', four guys dressed in leather who used to come around and beat the living daylights out you with garden to...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST |
Wainhouse has left the building |
Wainhouse has left the building
If anyone is wondering why I have been so quiet lately it's because I've been spending my time at http://www.myspace.com/evilwainhouse
If you would...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST |
To the guy who parked in front of my driveway. |
I wish I knew your name but for now I guess I'll just have to call you Red Hyundai COH 014.
Dear Red Hyundai COH 014
Thank you so very much for parking in front of my driveway. Most peo...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST |
My first true love |
I was five years old and about four weeks into my first year of BIG SCHOOL. She was my teacher, Miss Hamond. A beautiful and tall (by my standards at the time) woman with the kind face o...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Is it time to go to church? |
Literally billions of people on this planet walk the slippery rocks of religion every day. There are thousands to choose from and each one seems to believe that theyre right But which one is ri...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST |
The fucked in the head club |
The whole Jackass thing was okay when it was just the Jackass boys doing it. But now every half assed, extreme sport wannabe with a camera seems to be hacking their way into the action. What I liked ...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Clonin the barbarian |
There has been a lot of talk about cloning recently. Some people say that Scientists are playing God. Now I dont think thats a fair thing to say because I was there and it was just a Toga party.
Sure...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:57:00 PST |
A review on Flys |
If youre a fly enthusiast then hang onto you trousers because this summer youre in for an absolute treat. The 2006/2007 fly has hit the streets just in time for summer and this model is shapin...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:52:00 PST |
Any sport in a storm |
Im an arm chair sportsman, a dammed good one.
Rain, shine or hail its all the same to me. With my feet up on the coffee table and a bottle of beer in my hand I shout things like Run you...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:48:00 PST |
Interview with a skateboarder |
The year was 1985, Michael Jackson still had his noes, the artists formally know as prince, was known either as prince or the purple poofter and I was a 15 year old learning to s...
Posted by Chris Wainhouse on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:43:00 PST |
