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BiG MERV

YOU MAKE MY VOMiT SiCK.. drop the mouse now & step away from the computer, there's a real life o

About Me

See the BiG MERV iNTERNATiONAL iNTERViEW ViDEO broadcasted LiVE ON AiR on BIG L RADiO LONDON & ONLiNE around the world... See BiG MERV on TELEViSiON's "CHARTBUSTiN 80's" with JOSiESee BiG MERV's KARAOKE WEATHER Report.. done by no other radio station in the world!!*iMPORTANT NOTE: THiS iS THE OFFiCiAL MYSPACE OF BiG MERV (any other is an imposter).. Here YOU get to speak to ME, BiG MERV direct.. without going through my management, who are 2 dumBastards that couldn't organize a root in a brothel..
It's a complete sHaMoZzLe.com ..that's them, Anton K & The Tecoma Cowboy aka The 2 Nancy Boys!...... YOU can find out more ABOUT ME at
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I'm BiG MERV from BigMERV.com ..The MERV SKiLTON SHOW aka Mervyn E.Skilton (The Thirst) as heard by a shit load of people on 97.1FM Melbourne, BiG L RADiO LONDON & throughout The World Online...... THEY* say I am one of THE WORLD'S BiGGEST iNTERNET CELEBRiTiES.. i say who are *"THEY"?.. and who are the others I'm competing with?.. cos i don't see any competition on the web yet!........................................................ "I AM THE MAN ALL MEN WANT TO BE, COS ALL THE LADiES WANT ME".. who really knows why?.. I'm just BiG MERV, I'm brutally honest and say what I wants!! ..and I'm not the type of bloke to go on talking about myself like a wanker, cos there's enough other people saying how great I am, with all that stuff ABOUT ME all over the World Wide Web, plus I'm a busy man and don't have the time, so bugger off now and Google me and see!........................................................ ............................................................ ............ See BiG MERV interviewed like The Morning Crew at The BiG L RADiO LONDON do when they interview me on an irregular basis, where I speak to The Brekky Host Garry Williams and News Anchor Mr.Chris 'BiG Oppers'Opperman (Toby O's uncle).. this phone call interview went to air across the world in December 2005 when those "PB's" (Pommy Bastards) woke me up during a siesta after a big day at 'The Paradise Hotel'.. so do ya self a favour and now see for the first time ever, the Video Film Clip Version of BiG L RADiO LONDON CALLiNG BiG MERV DoWnUnDeR.. have YOU seen it yet?..BiG L RADiO LONDON CALLiNG BiG MERV DoWnUnDeR VIDEO

My Interests

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: BiG MERV'S iNTERESTS Are Proudly Brought To You By The Letter "B".. BEER :: BLUES :: BOURBON :: BiKES :: BEER :: BABES :: BOURBON :: BBQs :: BEER :: BEDS :: BOURBON :: BEAM :: BOURBON :: BEEF :: BEER ::BELLiES :: BOURBON :: BiSEXUAL GiRLS :: BEER :: BELCHiNG :: BOURBON :: BOTTLE SHOPS :: BEER :: BiG TOYS :: BOURBON :: BiLLIARDS :: BEER :: BiKiNi GiRLS :: BOURBON :: BLACKJACK :: BEER :: BLOW JOBS :: BLACK BEAM :: BOURBON :: BOATS :: BEER :: BOOBS :: BOURBON :: BOOTY :: BEER :: BUSHRANGERS :: BOURBON :: BROTHERHOODS :: BEER :: BONGS :: BOURBON :: BEAVERS :: BEER :: BARS :: .. plus MUSiC :: FOOD :: CARS :: TRUCKS :: SPEED BOATS :: TRACTORS :: TOMATO PLANTS :: NAKED NUDiTY NATURiSM NUDISM & heaps of other stuff I shouldn't mention! & POLITICS.. as I get a mention by the Hon. JOHN HOWARD PM of AUSTRALIA in this ViDEO..

I'd like to meet:

KYLiE MiNOGUE.. LiSA LEWiS from Naked News Flash & Lot's of other lovely ladies from around the world of all ages, shapes and sizes, ugly fat chicks are ok too, as long as their Dad owns a brewery.................I'd also like to meet beer drinkin' buddies.. CEO's of massive world companies that want to sponsor BiG Merv's beer drinking Hugh Heffner life style................plus Nudist Naturist Naturism lovers..& Rock legends and music lovers...................& I'd also like to meet people that help shape the World or would like to.. animal lovers, and people who like to chill out, relax, eat good food, drink lots, get naked and laugh heaps.. especially those that don't take life too serious all the time!.& PARiS HiLTON.. here's my tribute to her and her great acting abilties.. THE BiG MERV 1 NiGHT iN PARiS CENSORED ViDEO REViEW...

Music:

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: WORLD'S NEXT BiGGEST HARD ROCK BAND is >>>AiRBOURNE<<< IF YA LUV AC/DC.. THE ANGELS & ROSE TATTOO then these guys are all 3 of them rolled together & all original material.. higest energy hard rock i have ever seen for a long time.. AUSSiE PUB ROCK iS BACK iN FULL FORCE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::R OCK from the 70's to 2007.. ZZ Top.. Guns'n'Roses.. Hayseed Dixie.. Red Hot Chilli Peppers.. Pink Floyd.. Charlie Daniels Band.. Kiss.. Eagles.. Aerosmith.. Alice Cooper.. Peter Frampton.. Fleetwood Mac.. Supertramp.. Billy Idol.. Scorpions.. Boz Scaggs.. Jimi Hendrix.. Neil Young.. The Pretenders.. Falco.. Santana.. Grand Master Flash & The Furious 5.. Ozzy Osbourne.. Metalica.. Cheap trick.. Chris Rea.. Kate Bush.. Kim Carnes.. The Moody Blues.. 10cc.. ELO.. The Cars.. Carly Simon.. Big Country.. Alan Parsoms Project.. Hooters.. Genesis.. Concrete Blonde.. Foo Fighters.. Atlanta Rythm Section.. Marillion.. The Korgis.. Simly Red.. Gipsy Kings.. Steely Dan.. The Motels.. World party.. UK Squueze.. Enigma.. Edgar Winter.. Shania Twain.. The The.. Edie Brickell.. Iggy Pop.. XTC.. PARiS WELLS & much more including hard and fast, and somtimes slow, a bit of blues and jazz sometimes too!..But my main bag is AUSSiE ROCK, like AC/DC.. Rose Tattoo.. Australian Crawl.. Daddy Cool.. Ross The Boss Wilson & Mondo Rock.. Peter Laffy & The Kingbees.. Dragon.. Lobby Loyde (R.I.P.).. Kevin Borich.. Paul Norton.. Wendy & The Rocketts.. Little River Band etc.. go to www.BigMerv.com to see the playlist of my show!....................................................... .......... This ViDEO features my 'ol mate Angry Anderson from ROSE TATTOO.. check it out..

Movies:

The Skiltons ~ an Australian version of The Simpsons.. coming soon!

Television:

The Skiltons cartoon ~ an Australian version of The Simpsons.. The MERV SKiLTON Show Live.. coming soon! & laughing at my dickhead co-host ANTON K on PERFECT MATCH in 1989

Books:

THE SKiLTON SCROLLS by M.E.Skilton.. The true story of the big flood of light beer that almost wiped out the whole world by making everybody sick, but all were saved by Noah Skilton who saved the world in his big beer Ark.

Heroes:

my only hero is the reflection in my mirror!

My Blog

BiG MERV at THE FAT GiG in the hills tonight..

See me "BiG MERV SKiLTON" tonight at the.. FAT GIG in The HiLLS.. 3 Bands & Free BBQ.. LAFFY'S LOUNGE at UPWEY TECOMA CRiCKET CLUB Friday 18th January 2008 Showtime 8pm ~ $10 entry & free BB...
Posted by BiG MERV on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST

BiG MERV CARES MYSPACE BULLETiN..

Gidday, my name is Merv, I am from a Tomatoless Plant Farm in Mirboo South Victoria Australia, and presently at the Para Hotel in Clematis for an emergency call on m...
Posted by BiG MERV on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

BiG MERV LiVE LiNK with The UK RADiO LONDON

The BIG MERV LiVE DOUBLE LiNK with The UK's BiG L RADiO LONDON tomorrow, on Wednesday.. During Peter Laffy's 97.1fm show www.LaffysLounge.com tomorrow (Wednesday 2nd May...
Posted by BiG MERV on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

B i G M E R V ~ 9 7. 1 F M ~ M e l b o u r n e

                     ..>..> ..>       .::STOP PRESS.. ENTERTAiNMENT NEWS::.&n...
Posted by BiG MERV on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:12:00 PST