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Brian Strain

About Me

If I were an alcoholic drink, I'd be a scotch and dry. Yet my drink of choice is rum and cola. I enjoy the freshness of limes. I have a beard. I collect button badges. I get frustrated whenever I see letters or numerals that are the wrong colour.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Women with low self-esteem and even lower standards.

My Blog

The Comedy High Life, Part Two: Stonesed Again

The desire to leave the room immediately after a disappointing set is very strong, which makes smoking a very convenient habit for comedians to have. Unfortunately, despite losing favour, smoking does...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:22:00 GMT

The Comedy High Life, Part One

A month ago I was invited along to The Joke Factory at West End by Lady Comedienne Melinda Buttle. Regrettably I couldn't make it that month, however I decided to attend last Thursday. The walk from...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:32:00 GMT

Thrilling Tales From The Valley of Fortitude!

This evening, as I was walking from the Brunswick Street train station exit towards Wickham Street, I overhead a domestic dispute between some of the residents that caused me to cross the street and t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Secrets For a Successful Beard

Many people have remarked upon my beard over the years. I am often asked (by young men usually) how I was able to cultivate such a substantial growth. Indeed it is such a regular occurrence that I hav...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:15:00 GMT

Chocolate Bar Review

NestlĂ© Milo Bar Looks like shit. Eats like shit. 
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:32:00 GMT